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  1. Shithead

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    Muslim teen cuts off own hand as ‘blasphemy’ penance
    By Todd Venezia
    January 18, 2016 | 11:38pm

    A 15-year-old Pakistani boy felt so guilty after being accused of blasphemy in front of his whole mosque that he chopped off his hand as penance and presented it to his imam on a silver platter, according to a report.
    Anwar Ali was humiliated during a prayer session when the imam, Shabir Ahmad, asked the crowd if anyone did not love Allah, the New York Times reported Monday.
    Thinking the imam had asked who did love Allah, Ali quickly raised his hand.
    The boy only had it in the air for a moment before he realized his mistake, but the imam screamed, “Blasphemer!” and drove the teen and his family from the mosque in Lahore.
    The boy soon returned with his severed hand, hoping the act would clear him of sin, the Times reported.
    The imam was arrested for inciting the boy to mutilate himself, but the boy’s family is defending him. They say they are proud of their son for showing such devotion.
    “We are lucky that we have this son who loves Prophet Muhammad that much,” the boy’s father told the Times.
     
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    You have to hand it to him, he's devoted to his faith. Awwww, too soon?
     
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    country full of inbred retards
     
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    Lets bring a lot of them to our country. They seem like levelheaded people.
     
  5. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    And give them all disability insurance
     
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    I only needed one hand as a teen. Jus sayin.
     
  7. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Hopefully this idea spreads.
     
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    Just the hand? what a fag. If he really loved allah he would've done the whole arm.
     
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    Actually his hand didn't make the mistake, his head did. Just sayin.

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    I would have been deeply depressed knowing I didn't have a backup.
     
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    This rash decision may cost this young man a chance with love later in life.
    Very difficult to control a goat with one hand.

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    this is what religion gets you... fucking stupid
     
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    Well, he can only whacky with one hand now.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. If her gets to the US he'll be set for life. But will he be able to build "clocks" with one hand?
     
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    Gosh, I sure hope it's not the hand he wipes his ass with.



    No wait, I meant to say I hope it's not the hand he eats with.



    No, wait...



    ...Oh damn, he is fucked, isn't he?









    :giggle:
     
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    Dirty Muslims
     
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    he better get a hearing aid for the next time he attends services.
     
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    Allah Ahkbar !
     
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    Just a hand? Don't they normally blow their entire body up over silly shit like this? :dontknow:
     
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    Anwar "Lefty" Ali. :artiejj: