Wah -- Millennial Spends All Her College Funds

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  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Wah ...

    http://thebertshow.com/she-should-have-enough-money-for-college-but-she-spent-it-all/

    Kim’s in college, but she’s got a problem: her grandparents gave her $90,000 for all four years … but she hasn’t been entirely responsible with her funds, and now she’s short some money for her senior year. And by short, she needs $20,000 to cover the rest of her college but she complains that that would still leave her with ZERO dollars after graduating.

    Wah ...

    Get a job.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/a-college-student-blows-inheritance-bert-show-205833329.html
     
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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Let's start a GoFundMe for her......:haha:

    Grandparent's were dopes, if you are going to pay for the kids college have the kid give you the bills, don't give the kid the money.
     
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    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    Who gives a fuck about some bullshit cunt farts?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Who the hell would just give a kid 90k? Get a Nolo Press book on how to establish a spendthrift trust.
     
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    time to start sucking dicks on cam
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    my wife's grandparents will pay for my children's college education
    but even if they pass by then it will be set up so that the children have access to sweet fuck all

    the important part of this post is that I married a woman with very little family who has a very close relationship
    with her well off grandparents

    that's awesome
     
  8. Big Biscuit

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    This shit pisses me off, I had to go to community college and work nights to save money for the final two years of my education. Nobody could afford to help me and I didn't expect it. I had to take out one student loan and I graduated with 2k in debt. Fuck you Kim and fuck your grandparents while I'm at it.
     
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    There should be a "GoFuckYourself" fund in response to these assholes. Raise twice as much money as the original request, then get together and waste it all on food, booze and drugs.
     
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    this is a complete lie btw

    my kids are too stupid to get into a college
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :D,,haha, but you'll be surprised at the stupid that permeates our colleges.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I require a pic of the broad before rendering judgment.
     
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    Well, better her than me .... :munch:
     
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    Reminds me of a guy interviewed at Occupy Wall Street. He was complaining that society had broken it's deal because he went to college but he couldn't find a job. What was his major? Puppetry. Fucking puppetry. Little millennial asswipe majored in puppetry and blames society for his lack of job prospects.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Or if you're going to give them the money, divy it up in four individual payments each year... how many kids drop out after one or two? This story could've ended up substantially worse...

    Good god.
     
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    I support this. :salute:
     
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    nice job sealing the deal by knocking her up
     
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