Wait a minute. ELVIS had a weird scene going?

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  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Howard's comments on Elvis left me wondering......
    Making fun of Hamburger James---Howard had/has someone cook the same thing for him everyday. He counted out his almonds. Doesn't matter if it was healthy. OCD.
    He has someone lay out his clothes. Still.
    Had someone shave his belly.
    Doesn't like to touch things, especially peoples hands.
    Hates to leave his house. Obsessed with his weight, thinking that 195 is fat for him.
    Married much younger than his age and refuses to have a child. (Scared you won't be attracted to her, Howard? Let's face it, he would have as much to do with the raising of a kid than he did with his pets).
    Doesn't drive and is incapable of finding his way anywhere in a major metropolis, even though he's lived there most of his life.
    Built a decadent mansion for 2 people with something like 12 chimneys, on beach front property, even though he hates to socialize, won't swim in the ocean and tries avoiding the sun.



    I await your thoughts and additions.
     
  2. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Elvis shits his pants. Therefor he's a hillbilly. According to Howard, Hillbillies shit their pants.
     
  3. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Even though he died on the shitter, I respect Elvis a million times more than Howard Stern.
     
  4. dawg

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    Elvis loved Jailbait girls.
     
  5. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    WHOA, too close to home. Doesn't make him bad.....just deviant.
    :hat:
     
  6. ZeroZed

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    Elvis never pretended to be anything other than who he was. Plus, he had rockstar hair.
     
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    :omg:
     
  8. Sternac

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    Howard has his own weatherman.