Wait, did Howard interrupt Jimmy's FIRST dance?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I was only 1/8th listening. Did Howard try to cut in on their first dance? If so, that may be the douchiest thing he has ever done. And that says a lot.
     
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    Yes he sure as hell did.

    But he justified it by saying "Everybody laughed. They thought it was funny Robin."
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    What. A. Fucking. Asshole.
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Christ. Did he shove the cake in Molly's mouth too? Maybe he should have declared Prima Nocta and banged her.
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    He even had it planned. :facepalm:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    He claimed everyone told him to do it because the song was way too long (apparently Jimmy and Molly's first dance song was In A Gadda Da Vida) and Jimmy thanked him because he didn't know how to get out of this endlessly loop of dancing.
     
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    ~co-signed.
     
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    Only Howard pranks! No one else!!!!
     
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    No wonder why they had him sitting at the old folks & retards table.
     
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    lol i thought the same thing
     
  12. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Personally, I couldn't give a shit about wedding traditions and think most of them are gay, but some people put a LOT of time/effort/etc into the first dance. Some couples will spend a lot of time picking the song, the guy will take dance lessons for months, etc.

    Surprised he didn't smash Jimmy's face into the wedding cake.
     
  13. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member VIP

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    The first dance is all about the couple, not some smuck who wants to be the center of the attention all the time.
     
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    He also claimed someone pushed him onto the dance floor
     
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    Beth was nagging him to make a speech but he interrupted the dance instead. Those two have a sick fucking need to prove their friendship with Jimmy & Molly.

    -throw an engagement party where the guests of honor don't know anyone
    -think you'll be in the wedding party
    -send tacky panties to the bride
    -etc, etc...
     
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    So Howard offends molly by hijacking the dance and two days later offends her again on a broader audience by saying the first dance was boring. What a jerkoff.
     
  17. broccolirabe

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    If Sal did that, Howard and Robin would yell at him for 2 days.
     
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  18. BethSucks

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    Here's the MarksFriggin rundown of this, the douche cut in and was dancing with Jimmy, come out of the closet you cock obsessed cuckold, I'm sure the other guest really thought this was hilarious, Howard and Beth just couldn't stand the spotlight being focused on anyone else for any length of time.:

    Howard said he was kind of proud of himself for not doing this stuff. He said he doesn't want the attention on him for once. Howard said he was all proud of himself. He said then Molly and Jimmy got up to do their dance. He said he was standing there with Ellen Degeneres and her wife Portia. Howard said that they announce Jimmy and Molly dancing and Jimmy looks like Herman Munster dancing. He said they were just holding each other. Howard said they looked petrified. Howard said that they were watching but the song just goes on and on. He said Jimmy and Molly were dancing in a circle. Then some people said that he should cut in. Howard said he was going to cut in and dance with Jimmy. He said he didn't want to do it. He kept saying to himself that he shouldn't do it. Howard said he was holding back and holding back but the song was going on and on. Howard said something kicked in and he walked over and cut in. Howard said he started dancing with Jimmy and everyone cracked up and had a good time. Howard said he was somewhat disappointed in himself. He said he didn't want to be the asshole. Jimmy did say that it was perfect timing though. He said it was appreciated. Howard said Beth stopped bothering him about making a speech after that. Howard said no one else there would do anything like that. Howard said he's got to be the asshole.
     
  19. HowieStearn

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    wow. douche move of the century.
     
  20. Phillipmcd

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    To be fair the wedding was in Howard's honor