Wait...so there are a bunch of cats at BOTH adresses?!?

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  1. Mr Pink

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    I could swear I've seen pics of cats from both the high rise and the Hamptons pool.

    How the fuck does that work? And what percent of their care actually comes from Beff?? Or does she just pop back and forth to lay on the floor for a little while in each abode?

    How long before she throws a few down to the FL mansion?
     
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    Stunt doubles.
     
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    Here kitty KITTY :grad:
     
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    The smell of cat piss permeates
     
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    What, your cats don't have "car service"?
     
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    If I had to guess..... Beth doesn't even recognize them as living, breathing animals.

    I'll bet the farm that Beth goes around saying, "Someone needs to get me the blind prop right damn now!!! I have my on-the-hour selfie coming up in a few minutes. Chop, chop people. Don't make me call immigration. Get me the stinking prop right now"

    That's about 97% accurate to Beth dealing with the help..... and the cats.

    Oh hey Beth, by the way - GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
     
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    She doesn't give two fucks about anything but money and fame.

    Does that answer your questions?
     
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    BETH'S PURPOSE

    To do selfie's every day with kittens.
    To attend red carpet events and Hampton parties to get her picture taken.
    To spend Howard's money on ugly clothes and handbags.

    That is why she was put on this earth to live among us mortals.
     
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