waking up today was a reminder that i shouldn't be left to my own devices

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i woke up with my laptop open next to me on the bed with five chaturbate tabs open, a half-eaten piece of red velvet cake on a plate on the nightstand, my one hitter next to the cake, and a half drunk gatorade (lime and cucumber...fucking rules) next to that.

    i was a filthy degenerate last night.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    amatuer
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Chaturbate?
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't but tokens or chat or anything. i just crank out the loads.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    lime and cucumber gatorade :cheer:
     
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    well at least you properly hydrated
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that shit is sooooo good. i put it in the freezer until it is just about completely frozen and then i take it out, shake the fuck out of it, and then i drink it and it's like a slushy gatorade slurpee. delish.
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't entirely recall, but i do believe i was shooting air wads toward the end of the evening.
     
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    Seems like a lot of prep work.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Who eats cake in bed? Savages...that's who.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    Same kind of assholes who let their dog sleep in bed with them....pisses me right off.
     
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    i've been up for a couple hours, i'm high as hell yo! i just ate some chocolate cake and will be working out as soon as the coffee kicks in and i think anyone who drinks lime and cucumber drinks are degenerates! :grad:
     
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    Fat girls
     
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    This was the plot from last night's episode of the Jim Gaffigan Show, except he had a TV instead of a laptop, watched sports instead of porn, drank beer instead of juice, and was separated from his wife and five kids instead of his girlfriend. But, the cake thing was the same.

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    5 tabs on chaturbate seems a lil excessive lol
     
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    kinda makes it feel like youre having an orgy, huh
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I think that sounds great! Probably SHOULD be left to your own devices! :up:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    None of this happened, faggit. Pwned!
     
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    what happened to that hot young thing you were banging?
     
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