Walk into an interview like you've got a 12 inch cock....

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    ...get an offer before you leave. :dancin:
     
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    Now I understand the sock reference.
     
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    Casting couch interview went well then?
     
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    his feet don't look like 12 inch sock carriers.
     
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    It was conducted on a couch. :scared:
     
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    If I tried that I would probably trip over the imaginary one.
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

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    It would be really tacky for me to post the base salary, but let's just say...

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    How about after California tax rapes you?:umunch:
     
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    You've been raped by life. :console:
     
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    Go on
     
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    Isn't that exactly what is supposed to happen?

    True story: I've only gone on ONE interview that didn't lead to a job offer. That job was to sell private jets. They wanted someone with an aviation background.
     
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    Without lube too.
     
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    Dude asked where I was in the process with other companies and asked what he needed to give me to make me stop considering them. I haven't had an interview that didn't lead to a job offer since very early in my career.
     
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    My boss is gonna shit a brick when I quit. :giggle:
     
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    Best incomplete story I've ever read.
     
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    What did I leave out?
     
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    :yes:
     
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    BTW, I'm gonna get to travel to Ukraine a few times a year. :dance: