News Walk of shame: NJ man removed from flight for being overweight.

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  1. SuperFarts

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    NJ Man Complains He Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Overweight.

    Would seem that these types of incidents are occurring more frequently.

    What can we do about it?

    Do we build larger aircraft?

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    Do we seat larger passengers on top of the plane?

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    Because as things are today, these seats:

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    cannot possibly accommodate these:

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    Lose weight, buy 2 seats, or fuck off.




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    Well, lets say someone cant afford 2 seats?

    :(
     
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    Drive.
     
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    Go take your fatness, and get the fuck off the plane!
     
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    Roll to your destination.
     
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    A guy from New Jersey, overweight?

    That doesn't seem right.

    Oh wait.

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    You can be obese and fly without a surcharge but God forbid your bag is over 50 lbs they hit you with a penalty.
     
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    Hmmm.

    Well, what if the destination is overseas?
     
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    Cut back on the food they'll save a ton.
     
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    Passenger boat.
     
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    Well, I'm not familiar with this type of travel.

    Approximately how long would it take? Might this be an issue if the person is on a schedule?
     
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    Sounds like 5 lbs of potatoes in a 3 lb bag.
     
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    The guy from article:

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    He's one of those guys where the face is chubby but not that fat, but then you see the body down below and then understand where the other 370lbs are distributed.
     
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    The guy that used to live next door to me was around 350-375 pounds. He wanted me to take him for a flight in my airplane. I told him that I could not because he weighed too much, most likely could not in the door and would hang over the seat onto some of the controls and would therefore make any flight unsafe.

    If I had some fat slob next to me, I would NOT raise the armrest for his/her fat ass. The last flight I was on there were two fatties that sat across the aisle for each other. I said to my wife, "Can you imagine them in bed having sex?" She was not amused.
     
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    Tough shit.
     
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    Most people are fat. Finally, I'm a minority and it's a good thing.
     
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    That fat ass needs two seats minimum... :ublob:
     
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