News Walmart, what do you expect?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Woman, 23, 'bites off Walmart worker's finger after getting caught stealing condoms, lubricant and panties'
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    Carolynn Wright, 23, bit off a Walmart employee's finger after being caught shoplifting, police said
    A woman was arrested for allegedly biting off a part of a Walmart employee's finger after being caught shoplifting condoms, lubricants and panties.
    The woman was charged with aggravated assault and shoplifting after the attack, according to a police report made available by the Myrtle Beach Police Department and seen by ********** Online.
    According to the police report, which was first uncovered by the Smoking Gun, Carolynn Wright, 23, became violent after being discovered stealing from the Walmart in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Sunday.
    It states that Walmart loss prevention officers, Candice Lawsom and Suzanne Koseroski, followed Wright out of the store and tried to stop her from taking off with her alleged loot, which included a pack of condoms, lube, a bra and two pairs of panties.
    A scuffle erupted between the three women, during which Wright allegedly punched Koseroski in the head, causing her to bleed from the ear.
    Wright then allegedly proceeded to chomp down on Lawsom's hand.
    Refusing to let go, Wright bit off a piece of the woman's finger. The finger tip was later discovered by police.
    When a customer who witnessed the altercation tried to call 911, Wright grabbed the woman's phone and then pulled her hair before getting punched in the face.
    A man who was waiting in the parking lot in a gold-colored minivan told police Wright then ran up to him and told him to 'run.'
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    Carolynn Wright, 23, bit off a Walmart employee's finger tip after being caught shoplifting underwear and condoms
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    The total value of the condoms, lubricant and underwear that Carolynn Wright tried to steal from a South Carolina Walmart was $40.07, police said. Wright was charged with shoplifting and aggravated assault after biting off part of a store employee's finger
    When the driver told Wright that he couldn't move because someone was standing in front of his van, Wright yelled at him to 'drive!'
    Shortly afterwards, police officers caught up with Wright, who gave up resisting after being threatened with a Taser.
    It was unclear on Monday whether or not the driver of the minivan was an acquaintance of Wright's.

    The Walmart employee who had her finger bit off required stitches, and her finger tip was not able to be reattached, police reported.
    The total value of the items that Wright tried to steal was $40.07.
    Last March, Wright pleaded guilty to assault and battery charges after beating a coworker with a 'clear plastic high-heeled shoe' at a gentleman's club in Myrtle Beach, where Wright previously worked as a stripper, the Smoking Gun reported.
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    The Walmart store in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where a woman bit off a loss prevention officer's finger tip after being caught stealing underwear and condoms
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    Detail from the police report showing the items Carolynn Wright allegedly attempted to steal from a South Carolina Walmart store
     
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  2. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    She's the hottest chick we've ever had up here Robin.
     
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    NOT GUILTY!!!
     
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  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I wonder if she's paid for coitus at all?
     
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  5. DiamondGoddess

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    Stuff at Walmart is soooo cheap that stealing from there just seems so redundant!!!

    "Previously worked as a stripper", quelle surprise.
     
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  7. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants

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    She must be a really mediocre prostitute if she can't afford lube and Walmart britches.
     
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    Guilty

    That's a hard 23
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Yeah, sounds like she was trollin' fer "work supplies", :snicker:
     
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  11. Limo Wreck

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    Fucking Real Tree phone case...

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    You have to wonder what type of STD is bubbling in her snatch.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Almost all of them.
     
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    Makes me wonder whose house she's in. I noticed the key laying on the counter. I'm old and watch a lot of Matlock.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    http://i.***************/i/pix/2014/11/18/1416342764857_Image_galleryImage_Stripper_brawl_leaves_bar.JPG [​IMG] http://i.***************/i/pix/2014/11/18/234707B500000578-2839863-image-28_1416342766103.jpg
     
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    Check out the baby gate on the left and the improvised curtain on the right.
     
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    Well, they have a sheet over the window, so it must be someone with money.
     
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    shes not that bad looking and body is great but some of those tattoos ruined her body
     
  19. crazypreacher

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    Beating someone with a clear plastic stripper heel. She's the Macguyver of whores.
     
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    not..I repeat.. not guilty : )
    a little chunkier than I like em but if she's short that makes up for it.
    disorder in the court