Walter the cat does TM with Beefus in the "kiss my ass" position (photo)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Beefus takes time out her busy day of doing nothing to do her mantras:

    • I will get to go to a party in the Hamptons.
    • I will get back on the cover of Hamptons magazine.
    • I'll walk by the Kardashians' new store in the Hamptons 5 million times in the hopes of getting screen time on their reality show ...
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    bethostern I came out of my meditation and Walter was straddling me. #thankgodforcleankittybums

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  2. AllAboutHim Ed

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    As if that cunt didn't notice a cat climbing on her. This may be a new low.

    #LastPersonOnEarthThatNeedsToMeditate
    #AwfoeCunt
     
  3. quitefrankly

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    this has to be a joke


    really think she needs mental help
     
  4. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    More like she came out of her stupor from early drinking.
     
  5. Halloween

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    "I woke up from my mid morning nap and forced one of my cats to be in a selfie with me."
     
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    Does she EVER get out of bed???
     
  7. AllAboutHim Ed

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    When Howard gets in?
     
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    She takes a camera to meditation?
     
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    Oh my god. Ya know what tomorrow is? :facepalm:
     
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    I never paid thousands of dollars to learn how to meditate, but i would think you wouldnt want your phone right next to you while doing so.Even if that meant not being able to take a photo the second after your "meditation." [​IMG]

    And for those who may be thinking "Well she could turn it off to meditate..." :jj:
     
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    Walter was holding her down so the other cats could make their escape. He's a goddamn hero!!! :bigcry:
     
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    She is such a dumb cunt.
     
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    She has to go to the door to get the "coke" delivery....allegedly. :c
     
  14. Thelma

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    PLEASE NOT TBT!!!!

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    Oh yeah! Wonder what FHM picture she will post!! I hope its that over the shoulder one with some side bolt-on.
     
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    Walter tried to piss in my mouth, but my concrete, square tits blocked him.
     
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    Those tits are the first line of defense. No way could his piss break through her wall of giant teeth.
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    Tough day at the animal shelter? Poor dear. She needs her meditation time. You go, girl! :yay:
     
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    you live in a huge mansion, dummy. close the door if you don't want the cat to bother you.

    and meditation is about killing the ego......a "meditation selfie" is the most contradictory thing ever.
     
  20. RonHeinzkaboot

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    you never know when you may need to take a selfie

    #funeralselfies