Wanna Hear A Guy Murder Two Teens On Tape? Sorry 2manboobs; They Both Were White.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Click the link and scroll, bros and hoes. This is a good story, and well worth the five minutes of your life to listen. My description will tell you exactly what is happening on the tape...read it first, and then I dare you to stop listening to this fucktard speak.

    Here's the link; the audio clip is midway down the page. I just did a perfunctory youtube search, but couldn't find an unedited tape like this one from a UK site.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...set-trap-basement.html?ito=video_player_click


    Synopsis: Old Minnesota guy, sick of his house getting burglarized, parks his truck three blocks from his house, then lies-in-wait in his basement with some water and energy bars...and several weapons locked and loaded. It is Thanksgiving 2012, BTW. Oh, he also has set-up crystal-clear audio, to help police prosecute his murderers, should his plan go wrong. Ah, you have to love the irony.

    Two cousins break-in upstairs, and the 18-yo boy gets shot while walking down the basement steps. While the kid is crumpled in a ball at the foot of the stairs after falling down shot, he then fires 3-4 more times, all the while taunting the dying man. He drags the kid away from the stairs, and fires another shot point-blank to the kid's face after telling him, "You're dead." A few minutes later, the dead kid's 17-yo female cousin starts down the stairs, and he shoots her, causing her to fall down the rest of the steps. He walks over and tries to shoot her again, but the rifle jams, and the girl giggles at him. He then says, "I'm sorry (for the rifle jamming)" and proceeds to pick-up a handgun and pop three to the chest while she is (understandably) freaking the fuck out. He taunts her, and calls her a bitch. Next he drags her near her dead cousin, then (as he later described to police) "Gave her a good, clean kill-shot under her chin" to put her out of her misery. He describes her "death-twitches" to the police.

    But then he makes the classic mistake of every movie villain...he monologues! He goes into detail how much safer he feels, and then describes the smell from the bodies as being not what he had expected; "It's not like vomit, but it's not like diarrhea either." He had lots of time to speak to the tape, as he began to realize he might just have gone over the line, just a little bit and waited 12 hours until going to a neighbor's house and first calling his lawyer.

    The 65-yo fucktard was found guilty of 2nd-degree murder, and sentenced to life, with no chance of parole. At least he no longer needs to be concerned with his residence being burglarized...it's just his orifices now that need to be defended.


    A couple of dumb kids making a couple of bad decisions...and now their families get to celebrate Thanksgiving every year mourning their deaths. Ironically they'll probably end-up owing all this asshole's assets anyways, after the Civil case settles. I'm certainly not condoning what the kids did, but fuck me...Minnesota would be safer with them out on the street than this fucking nut job.


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  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Well there's two less assholes that won't be breaking into my house on thanksgiving. :woot:
     
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    I'm in favor of whites being impacted by shit like this for once lol
     
  4. Psyche

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    Told ya he'd get convicted, froggy. :cheer:. :jj:


    Seriously though, it was a no brainer. Dude dug his own grave.
     
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    And 1 less asshole to make actual proponents of the castle doctrine look like bloodthirsty psychopaths. :woot: :party: :shots:
     
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    They had bad teeth to begin with.

    Death was a gift.
     
  7. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    How in the fuck did he NOT know to toss-out all the recording equipment...he had 12 fucking hours prior to calling the police.
     
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    Oh, because he's a lunatic. :grad:

    Dude has issues. :jj:
     
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    You've got a serious toof fascination. :jj:
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

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    It just goes to show you the difference in sensibilities between Minnesotans and Floridians. :facepalm:
     
  12. Lemmy

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    "A couple of dumb kids making a couple of bad decisions……."

    Fuck them and fuck their grieving families. They deserved to be killed for what they did. :fil:

    The other dumbass also deserves the jail time he is getting. Society wins all around! :woot:
     
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    The kids deserved every slug they got ... Its a travesty that the homeowner was convicted of 1st degree murder
     
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    now imagine if they were black
     
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    Shittiest part is that chick could have easily made it into porn.
     
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    how would it have been different?? The weak-willed attorney generals office would have still charged him, unnecessarily
     
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    Minnesota is the white man's Compton :grad:
     
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    Not clicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    My tooth is none of your business.:nono: