Wanna see what Australian retards look like?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Lucy (left) and Anna (right) DeCinque HotSpot/Landov


    There’s no such thing as too close for twin sisters in Australia, who shelled out more than $200,000 to look identical and share a job, a Facebook account, a bed — and a boyfriend.
    “We’re dating one boy at the moment,†said Anna DeCinque, who with sibling Lucy has had countless procedures in a bid to look exactly like each other.
    “There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.â€
    “It’s not really weird to us,†added Lucy. “We have one boyfriend and all of us share the same bed … We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy, too.â€
    “We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it.â€
    The 28-year-old, devoted duplicates have indulged their self-obsession with breast implants, lip enhancements, tattooed eyebrows. They get weekly skin peels and infrared sauna treatments, and have identical diets and exercise routines.
    The sisters, who were born one minute apart, sleep together in a double bed at a home they share with their 71-year-old mom in Perth.
    Beauty school dropouts, the DeCinque sisters now share a job serving meals to the elderly, splitting the shifts and a paycheck.
    The money goes to their shared beauty obsession, body-hugging mini-skirts and matching stilettos.
    “We like looking after ourselves, what girl doesn’t?†said Anna.
    “We never wear the same outfit twice when we go out,†said Lucy. “Everything has to be new.â€
    “When we go out, we get so many guys saying they want to marry the both of us or date the both of us,†boasted Anna.
    “We can’t imagine a day when we’re not in each other’s company’’ added Lucy.
    “And, to be honest, I don’t think that would ever happen.â€
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    They're ugly.
     
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    where the fuck does the money come from to pay for all those surgeries?
     
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    :bjmimic::secret:
     
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    I believe I would sign up for exactly two weeks of that.
     
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    One is ugly.
     
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    Spring is coming, and their hair reminds me that I need to get some straw to put around the tomato plants...
     
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    Beauty school dropouts?

    Tell me more tell me more did you get very far

    Tell me more tell me more like did he have a car
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    They share the boyfriend....I hope they don't go down on each other when he's not around, because that would be weird. :coffee:
     
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    Their poor mother...having to live with these two bubbleheads and whichever skeevy dude they are boning.

    If these broads lived in the NY metro area they would be Will's crowning booking achievement.
     
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    Wtf is the world coming to? :facepalm:
     
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    Sure you ain't thinkin' 'bout 'dis bitch here?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I hate to say it but, minus the toothy smile and dopey hat, Beth looks good here.

    If I could guarantee that she'd keep that yap shut, I'd hit it.... (especially if I could force her to do extremely dirty, degrading things. start a poll on Dawgs to choose the offensive acts....)
     
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    Droppin' loads all over their implants
     
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    [video=youtube;LMVgXF1SQrs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVgXF1SQrs[/video]
     
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    Holy shit! They look like monsters in that video. :ohnoes:
     
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    Do they do stuff to each other while banging the boyfriend?
     
  20. Shithead

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    Now that would be wierd:SeXt: