Want me to suck your dick?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Dec 9, 2015.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Horny old lady at 7/11 sexually harassing worker
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    :suicide:
     
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    Shiv, would you let her?
     
  4. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I was offered a 5 dollar blow job outside a bodega one. ONCE
     
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  5. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I was also offered a blowjob for a sandwich and a ride up the hill. @MONK
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    wasn't good enough to come back again for?
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I turned it down.
     
  8. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I gave her a fiver and told her she didn't have to blow me.
     
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  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I still remember that story about the girl in the mini skirt at the grocery store you told, I sill want to see her.
     
  10. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i had a 60-year-old (had to be around there) stripper tell me she wanted to make my cock spit once. very traumatizing. i'm not against banging an older broad either, but this lady had no business being anywhere near a strip club. pretty sure she had dentures and she had an amy schumer pregnant dog stomach
     
  11. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    :lol: what a loser
     
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  12. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I had a car of hookers pull up next to me and ask me if i wanted to party.

    They were super hot looking through my window. It was early morning and I was getting off work and I just wanted to get home.
     
  13. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Well gee dawg I hardly know y-

    OH... @Bosch76 your wife doesn't have her hijab on.
     
  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ugh that ugly bitch needs to be floored and dragged to the nearest treatment center/ disposal center
     
  15. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Soylent Green reference^
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    They call me Big Gulp. True story.
     
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  17. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Go to bed.
     
  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    No
     
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    J Hi Detlev Bronk VIP Gold

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    J Hi Detlev Bronk VIP Gold

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    You.