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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt, Sep 28, 2013.

  1. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    hey guys!

    One of my best guys johndaniels819 will be out for a while at the end of the year and with the huge volume of posts we get at SfN i'll need someone to fill in for him.

    qualifications:

    1. must be able to compliment ivan on his shirts ard the tone on his "guns" while keeping a straight face.
    2. must not question whether the 18 year old guy with T@h is really his nephew
    #. must know all synonyms for the word horse
    4. must wish deadlarrygreene "good morning" or "hi" in the morning listening thread and acknowledge him when he leaves three minutes later
    5. must acknowlegde that buddysgirl is a women and that her species suffers from PMS, although most don't suffer from it 30 days a month
    6. must be able to defend the VIps, even artie's Liver

    SFn is an equal opportunity employer so faegs, blaecks, jews and the rest may apply
    current mods at dawgs, we're not interested in you either

    If interested please submit your resume to: mutt@inthecloset.com by next week


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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Marty New Member Banned User

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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Shuli on line #3
    It's for you Mutt
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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  8. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    Thanks for applying, unfortunately the screen name beth143nacho doesn't meet the posting standards of our board, may i suggest amazingbeth or saintbeth

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  9. sfsn kali

    sfsn kali Well-Known Member

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    :lmao:
     
  10. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    a couple things i forgot:

    the jobs is volunteer but i will be giving my staff an autographed nsal calendar this holiday season, they are leftover from 2012 but they'll still work and all are autographed by jeff hey

    johndaniels819 has also requested that all applicants have a petty, vindictive resentment of elias so that the feel of the board doesn't change while he's gone


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  11. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    you need not apply either, your treatment of our valued VIP hi pitch was unkind

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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Instead of a calender, can i be paid with your daughters panties??
     
  13. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    she was my stepdaughter and my supply is running low so no.

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  14. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Is part of being a mod making sure Jeton takes his HIV meds?
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How about a few of Kimba's old Bra and Panty sets? We all know you parade around the house in them so Dr Ivan can come and butt fuck you like he was her.
     
  16. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    only when Boo is is hiding from immigration

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    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    crossdressing is not gay!

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    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Fuck Mutt.
     
  19. Mutt

    Mutt New Member Banned User

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    wow, great response,

    so far the frontrunners are benbas and bababaloney, a crazy broad and a snitch, that's a tough choice

    sorry but it's a no to bethdigsgold, betheatshay, beth143nacho, bethoats, bethsarab, bethsbranecell, bethscunt, bethswonkyeye and dawg

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  20. TehLivingDeath

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    Bravo to whomever is running the Mutt gimmick.