Want to bid on a virgin to fuck?

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  1. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/index.html Proceeds to help her through medical school


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    Click on the website for all the info, bidding starts 4-1-14 no Aprils Fools shit and.....if you do not like her face you can retract the bid, she assures us she is fine. I hope Gary Puppet has a lot of coin.


    Stern related because Beth hasn't had her virginity for about 30 years.
     
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  2. Limo Wreck

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    [video=youtube;1ytCEuuW2_A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/video]
     
  3. Douchebag 007

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    Wow her whole asshole clause is hanging out
     
  4. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    27 years old and an A cup? Bitch please!
     
  5. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    This is ridiculous. How could you KNOW she's a virgin?
    And what kinda weirdo would WANT a 27 year old virgin? Enough to spend, I'm guessing...10s of thousands of dollars?
    The whole thing is just ponderous
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    For the virgin part, you could look for a hymen. I agree with you on the wanting a virgin part- were I to pay for her I'd prefer someone with some experience... makes for a more enjoyable time.
     
  7. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Exactly, she's about 9 years late to the party. What's the matter sweetheart? Couldn't find that special guy to give you a magical, fairytale experience, so you decided to become a whore?

    Anyone want to bet that "medical school" is really an online 1 year nursing degree?
     
  8. John Smith

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  9. Chimney Portions

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    Even if she was a virgin, it's highly unlikely that her hymen would still be intact at 27. And there's hymenoplasty to reconstruct it. So you have to take her at her word.

    Call me crazy, but a 27 year old woman selling selling off her "virginity" to the highest bidder doesn't exactly scream out trustworthy.
     
  10. datchguy

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    No rectal abuse or slapping this whore around? Gtfo.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How is she 27 years old and still in school? They kick you out of school, eventually.
     
  12. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Only a fucking weirdo thinks deflowering a virgin is some special act. Winner will probably be Asian or Arab.
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    This.
     
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    Unless I can pull my bloody dick out and doodle a pattern on her face with it, I am not interested.
     
  15. illini fan

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    Agreed...I never figured out the appeal of fucking a virgin...the inexperience...the blood...the pain....I'll pass....
     
  16. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yeah, and imagine how she'll feel.
     
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    Virgin?..........Not her Mouth or Ass I'm betting.
     
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    Mormon style.
     
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  20. BethOsItchyHem

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    Does she say no big black cocks?, if not I doubt she's a virgin.