Want to guess my package?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Sternac, Apr 2, 2014.

  1. Sternac

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    dildos
     
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    leafs won one :party:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    fleshlight. haw haw
     
  5. Sternac

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    and i get plenty of the vag you ho
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Sausages?
     
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    wtf is everybody a faeg on here. no motherfucker. goddamnit
     
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    Halibut
     
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    brules im gonna fly to dc and break all of your fucking fingers
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm also going to say halibut
     
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    i swear to christ i have the money to fly out to each of your residences, fuck your girlfriends, and shove a metal pipe up your ass
     
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    A Pomeranian?

    Thumbtacks?

    An alto sax?
     
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    What's your ETA to Logan?
     
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    this is so exciting
     
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    about 2 hours :ucoffee:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Did FTM send you a Burger King glass