Want to roast me? Audition here..

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    throw out a line or two, lets see what you got. then we will have a roast thread next weekend!

    @Anfkid
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdawgs!
     
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  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Dawg's mama so fat, her belt size is EQUATOR
     
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  4. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    im a Mexican, you're a mexican't :lol: :owned:
     
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  5. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Dawg had to stop wearing his mood ring recently. It changed colors so quickly it was giving little kids epileptic seizures.

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  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :jj:
     
  7. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
    Promoted
     
  8. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
    So they have a place to keep their taco.
     
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  9. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    what did the mexican say to the house that fell on him
    get off me home's
     
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  10. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    hickory dickory dock, dawg sucks N cock Ohhhhhhhhhh @Summer
     
  11. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Why cant mexicans play uno?
    Because they always steal the green
     
  12. TonyJax

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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
    They only had 2 vans.
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    How was that toco you had for dinner
     
  15. Summer

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    :jj: Actually I'm not that intetesting these days. Just one white one.
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
    Because it says no trespassing
     
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  17. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    A Mexican that runs a Howard Stern message board?
    How do you say "fucking sellout nerd" in Spanish?
     
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  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    This feels like a trap.
     
  20. wetback

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    A white a black a Mexican are eating in a sizzler who pays?











    none of them, the white guy works there and the other 2 dine and dash :loco:
     
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