News Wanted fugitive caught by Massachusetts police despite elaborate 'old man disguise'

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    A wanted fugitive has been arrested by Massachusetts Police despite him wearing an elaborate disguise as an 'elderly man'.

    Shaun 'Shizz' Miller, 31, had been on the run since April after being charged with possession of heroin with intent to distribute.

    Police surrounded a house in South Yarmouth, Cape Cod, and ordered him to come out.


    He walked outside in the disguise but police quickly saw through the attempted deception and arrested him, the US Justice Department said.

    When South Yarmouth police raided his home, they found two loaded firearms hidden in a laundry basket and nearly $30,000

    He was charged alongside 11 others as part of larger complaint into a major Cape Cod drug trafficking ring known as the Nauti-Block gang.

    The gang has been linked to a murder, a large number of assault charges, along with alleged drug smuggling and dealing.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...husetts-police-old-man-disguise-a7200986.html
     
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    Woulda fooled me. That's probably why I'm not a cop.
     
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    so the pictures there
    looks like they took one with the mask-then one without

    he looks awful pleased with himself in the non-mask one
    that fucking close to getting away with it

    shizz is alright if you ask me
     
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    I knowed General George Armstrong Custer for what he was... and I knowed the Indians for what they was.
     
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    what a selfish criminal prick... dragging that poor old man into such a scheme :ucoffee:
     
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    He should have dressed up as Nigga What.
     
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    Pretty impressive costume. Fake ears, fake eyebrows, fake nose, professional paint job at least down to the shoulders. Probably 6-8 hours sitting for this. Kind of hard to believe. Maybe this is the onions sister company?
     
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    Liver spots on head were a nice touch
     
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    Lot of work to avoid a drug rap. Not like he killed someone. Do you time and move on.

    This amount of work would be appropriate to avoid 20+ years
     
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    I bet 50k was found
     
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    It's just a mask
     
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    Good choice of going with the classic Whitey Bulger disguise. Maybe try a Osama Bin Laden disguise on your next arrest.
     
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    The 'Nauti-Block' gang

    Ooohhhh, sounds tough
    :giggle:
     
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    Those pictures don't look too strange at all.
     
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    Lol
     
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    Thank God criminals are so stupid.

    When you are on the run from a drug charge on Cape Cod. YOU LEAVE CAPE COD

    He could have spent 20 yrs in New Hampshire or Maine and nobody would have found him.
     
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