War Machine attempts suicide in jail

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  1. EndOfLine

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    Too bad the asshole wasn't successful.

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    http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/17/justice/mma-fighter-suicide-attempt/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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    MMA fighter War Machine attempts suicide in jail, report says

    (CNN) -- Mixed martial arts fighter Jonathan Koppenhaver, who is accused of beating up his ex-girlfriend, tried to kill himself in a Las Vegas jail, authorities said.

    Koppenhaver, 32, is known as War Machine on the MMA circuit. He allegedly beat adult film actress Christy Mack and a male friend on August 8 -- then went on the run.

    checks at the detention center found him unresponsive in his cell on Tuesday, according to CNN affiliate KSNV.

    Suicide note

    He was found seated on the floor with a torn piece of linen around his neck, which was attached to his bunk, Officer Jose Hernandez told the affiliate. Koppenhaver, who was unresponsive and struggling to breathe, had left behind a suicide note.

    Hernandez cut the linen and called medical personnel, who later cleared the fighter and put him on suicide watch at a medical isolation unit. Details of his suicide note were not released.

    The incident occurred on the same day he was supposed to appear in court to discuss a plea deal, according to the affiliate.

    'I'm so cursed'

    Koppenhaver has said that he'd gone to surprise his ex-girlfriend with a ring when he found her with another man.

    "I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would be happily engaged," he posted on Twitter in August. "I don't know y I'm so cursed. One day truth will come out."

    He is facing various charges, including domestic battery and attempted murder.
     
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    I bet it was some great acting

    The dude is just trying to get out, let him burn in hell...
     
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    Underachiever.
     
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    I knew it would happen eventually, he's a beta mother fucker. I'm surprised it didn't happen in the motel, before the cops got there.
     
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    Such a loser. Can't even kill himself properly :coffee: I seriously hope he gets jumped daily in prison.
     
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    He was probably in protective custody before, and certainly will be now.
     
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    He will never see freedom again.
    It may even be a 3rd strike case since he already has multiple felony arrests.
    He'll get the max for the 2 counts of attempted murder to be served consecutively.
     
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    Yes but I'm having Jeffrey Dahmer déjà vu...
     
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    Was that the screw driver to the back of the skull? I always forget if that is how Dahmer died or the somewhat local perv who was trading dudes weed for dirty underwear. Henry Hill said that was his fave way to wack a guy.

    Anyhow, War Machine is definitely gonna die in prison, and he deserved to way before he lumped up that whore. Combo crazy genes and bad parenting, there was no other possible end to his story.
     
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    I believe Dahmer was beat to death with a mop...now I gotta look it up or it will bother me all day :nocheer:
     
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    Sorry. :oops:
     
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    It's ok :hug: I'm a little nutty
     
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    Phew. For a second I thought you meant black Iron Man.
     
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    I originally thought this thread was about Iron Man's friend James Rhodes.
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    Funny, I thought it tasted more like berries and honey.
     
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    Gas chamber :coffee:
     
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    I think he was killed in a kitchen by a black gang - stabbed and sodomized with a mop.
     
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    I wonder why the blacks went after him? He was a fan of the Asian boys, no?