War Machine laughs in court - gets bitchslapped by judge

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  1. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    This guy should have been more successful at offing himself in jail. What a turd.



    Jonathan Koppenhaver, the mixed marital arts fighter known as "War Machine," was admonished in a Las Vegas courtroom yesterday for laughing during the testimony of alleged victim Christy Mack. Koppenhaver's lawyer denied his client had laughed at all, causing judge Melanie Andress-Tobiasson to respond, "I watched him laugh."

    According to NBC, Koppenhaver now faces 34 felony charges—including kidnapping, sexual assault and attempted murder—related to the alleged abuse of his former girlfriend, popular porn performer Christy Mack.

    In August, the MMA fighter was famously the subject of a weeklong manhunt after a brutal attack that left Mack nearly dead.
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    I still have $50 that says she wants and takes him back.
     
  3. Vashier

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    all porn chicks are broken. Period.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    She may have to wait a few years.
     
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    you make porn sound so dirty
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I try my hardest!
     
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    He never sees the light of day as a free man again.

    3 Strikes for this turd.
    He'll be an enforcer for the AB in prison and guaranty he never leaves.
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    At least she had a stable guy with tats up his neck and head.

    Can we tie those two to a cross-country aircraft?
     
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    Mac Hine
     
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