Warning: Shoplifting may result in a trip to the dentist

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Nov 19, 2013.

  1. chapped

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    ouch
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    dat be racist yo.
    only da brudders be allowed to be playing da knock out game.

    This was a 100% unprovoked attacked by a no good racist tea party republican on a poor black man who was only trying to get his family something for christmas.
    If George bush hasn't been keeping th brothers down for the last 13 years this poor boy wouldn't have had to shoplift.
     
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    is it common for the dentist himself to call you at night to see if you're doing okay?
     
  6. chapped

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    does it sound like he is jacking off when he is talking to you?
     
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    Aren't they supposed to wait for you to leave the store before acting?
     
  8. chapped

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    only in america...:shitcoffee:

    i saw two female shoplifters get the shit kicked out of them inside a department store in Santiago, Chile
     
  9. Joe Bauers

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    And that's why the shvoogie button was invented.
     
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    If Obama had a son he would look like the dude that got knocked out.
     
  11. N Copter

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    Depends on the size of your tits.
     
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    Ah,just a bit of Advice......The guy HADN'T committed shoplifting until he leaves the shop.Other guy,even if he had shop lifted' is up for Assault.

    Dickheads.
     
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    Oh well. I don't think I'll lose any sleep over it.
     
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    You ever hang out with that cunt Whoopie and talk about "rape-rape"?

    Dickhead.
     
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    I'm sure the poor shoplifter really felt entitled , to what ever he was stealing.
     
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    It's nice to see someone serve up some instant justice now and then. That fuckers likely been shoplifting all his life and probably been
    caught before with no real consequences. He picked the wrong place that day. :c
     
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    What the fucks wrong with you?
     
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    That was a serious punch he tossed. Maybe he is a Hanson brother?
     
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    Lots of things. Meds running low, temperature dropping, the Pats didn't cover last night, some scumbag shop lifted from my store.................