News Warrant For Arrest Of “Affluenza” Teen Ethan Couch

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    FORT WORTH (CBSDFW.COM) –
    There’s now a warrant for the arrest of Ethan Couch.

    Couch is the teen who got probation after killing four people in a drunk driving crash two years ago.

    CBS11 has confirmed his probation officer went to check on Couch and could not find him.

    Couch had missed an appointment with Tarrant County Juvenile Probation officers.

    Sources say neither he, nor his mother were there when they went to their home.

    At that point, the warrant for his arrest was issued.

    Attorneys for Ethan Couch, Scott Brown and Wm. Reagan Wynn gave CBS11 this statement Tuesday night:

    We have recently learned that, for the last several days, the juvenile probation officer has been unable to make contact with Ethan or his mother with whom he has been residing. It is our understanding that the Court has issued a directive to apprehend to have Ethan detained because he is out of contact with his probation officer. We do not have any further information concerning this situation. Accordingly, it would not be appropriate for us to publicly discuss this matter further at this time.

    Couch got probation for the deadly crash after his lawyer argued he didn’t understand consequences because of his life as a rich kid.

    Earlier in December, video surfaced that appeared to show Couch at a party where there was alcohol.


     
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    Even his name warrants a savage beating.
     
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    Maybe he was out drunk driving again. This time, I hope he wrapped his car around a tree.
     
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    Money can't keep you from being a dipshit.
     
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    he did that already but he is a fucking cockroach and survived

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    Wait, is this the same accident that killed all those people? I apologize, I didn't really follow the details of the original event.
     
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    thats him
     
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    No, I know it's HIM, but is that picture from THAT accident?
     
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    yep
     
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    he's in cuba ordering a coco loco
     
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    I bet Ethan is going to spend a lot of time on the couch in the coming years - the shrink's couch whining about how hard his life is and the couch at home drooling and watching tv 18 hrs a day.
     
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    Holy cow....what the hell did THEIR car look like? :bug:
     
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    Hopefully with an ankle bracelet on.
     
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    I swear I always get my news from the Shed before CNN. Bravo again guys.
     
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    I know a guy that knows a guy
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Fuck that kid, he belongs in the worst hellhole prison there is.
     
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    This all started because he's been able to avoid jail so far. What I posted is the minimum I'd like to see.
     
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    New Jersey?
     
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    I remember that show Taxicab Confessions on HBO. A great show.

    One time they had a paramedic who talked about he'd always show up at horrific accidents involving drunk drivers in which there would be dead victims. Unfortunately, the dead victims rarely or never included the drunk driver himself. I've heard it has to do with the fact that, when one is essentially blacked-out drunk, their body doesn't tense up before the accident. They stay completely relaxed.

    The guy in the cab actually had to quit his job as a paramedic. He also lost his faith and his belief in God. Why would God allow a family of 5 to die in a car accident while the shithead drunk who killed them doesn't even end up with a scratch?

    This prick killed 4 people, yet he literally walked away from the accident.