Warren Sapp: I told chatty prostitute to quit talking, start performing oral sex

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  1. Quedee

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    Warren Sapp: I told chatty prostitute to quit talking, start performing oral sex

    BY Amara Grautski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, April 20, 2015, 4:47 PM
    Warren Sapp says he told a prostitute to quit yapping and start putting her mouth to good use — by performing oral sex on him — the night of his Arizona arrest.

    The former NFL defensive tackle, who was swiftly fired by the NFL Network, is seen giving his side of the Feb. 2 events to police before breaking down — in footage obtained by TMZ Sports — confirming that he picked up two women at his hotel bar, paid each $300 for a sexual act and took pictures throughout, because he's "silly like that sometimes."

    Sapp told cops that when one of the ladies was getting too chatty, he said, "Why don't you use your mouth on me instead of using it."

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    Maricopa County Sheriff
    Warren Sapp is charged with solicitation of a prostitute and assault.
    Sapp was charged with two counts of assault — though he denies aggressively touching either woman — and one count of soliciting a prostitute, after the wild night in his downtown Phoenix hotel.

    The 42-year-old said it started when he "put the $600 on the table" and "everybody got naked." He added that one of the women performed oral sex on him with a condom, but the overly talkative one went into the bathroom.

    Sapp told police that a dispute began when one of the women asked for a "tip," which is when he told both of them to leave, according to TMZ Sports.

    In the footage, Sapp starts to lose it when he realizes that he's going to jail, pulling his sweatshirt over his head while repeating "Oh my God" and "Oh Jesus, no way!"

    If convicted, the Hall of Famer faces up to six months in jail.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    How is this nincompoop not accompanied by an attorney who is telling him to shut the hell up?

    Better Call Saul should be on speed dial.

    If this idiot would just shut up and quietly throw some money at the ho-ers, this entire thing could end up as "a practical joke."
     
  3. The Booey

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    "You should just shut up and BLOOOOOOOOW ME!!"
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Lost his NFL network gig (fine with me cuz he sucked professionally). Expensive night for that moron.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Years of grade school football... Six years of high school football....all those years and years of being mollycoddled once he grew bigger than a Volkswagen ...
    Down the drain because he wanted his dick sucked. What a fucking moron.
     
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    Tip for a whore?

    WTF. ..isn't that going to complicate their W2s?

    Wonder if they are llc?
     
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    Just another reminder of the University of Miami's rigid academic standards during the early 90's.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    NFL Network are assholes for firing him. Every player ever is a fucking whore monger.
     
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    I mean, that's what you're supposed to do right? Shut up and blow the guy?

    How difficult can that job be?
     
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    He was simply paying an appearance fee. No crime there.
     
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    "I was taking pictures, cause I'm silly like dat."
     
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    I'm fine with it cuz that gorilla was awful.
     
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    can't believe he lost his job over a blow job for money! don't we all have to pay for sex one way or another?
     
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    But I thought if they just got some money they would be civilized?
     
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    During this incident, Mel G's epic words somehow just got lost in translation.
     
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    Hopefully Strahan talks about this with Kelly tomorrow.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    WOW

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    Was the woman in this video wearing a Michael Irvin mask? Why is Sapp spilling so many beans? He's the chatty one.