Was Howard Stern born with a chick's brain?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PurplePeople, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. PurplePeople

    PurplePeople New Member Banned User

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    Hates sports. Loves tv shows made for teenage girls.
    Thinks vagina is hard to look at. Loves talking about cock.
    Hates Monty Python. Loves Rom-Coms.
    Is obsessed with belly fat. Has muscle definition that makes Kate Moss look 'tough" in comparison.
    Doesn't care about cars (makes fun of Leno for his classic collection). Loves getting plastic surgery.
    Hates "curvy" women (jealous like women are about other womens' bodies?).
    Favorite websites are Perez Hilton, TMZ, and People Magazine.

    Wears a scarf year round.

    Does this guy like anything men like? Never an avid listener but did he once say he liked the Three Stooges?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is a closet gay. I would have more respect for him if he just came out of the closet.

    But I deter to FFF and Gromit...guys..is Howard a closet gay?
     
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    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Even gay men like straight things sometimes, and even women find lots of other types of women hot sometimes.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    He was born with a chick's body too - he has the muscle mass of an anorexic teenage girl.
     
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    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    Howard carries a purse.
    The man has a live-in hair dresser for Christ's sake.
    He uses a wet wipe from his purse and he really "gets in there" to wipe after shits to get the "remnants" and "grit." He does the "brown dot test."
    He's a pescatarian eating 2 ounce "portions" of halibut like an anorexic runway model.
    He fosters kittens.
    He doesn't do foreplay, fingering or oral sex with his wife. Doesn't receive blowjobs because he said they are "demeaning to women."
    Describes sex with his wife as "hop on top and get it over with."
    The only alcohol I ever hear him mention drinking is wine. He gets "high" off said wine.
    As a cover story for getting a blow job from his live-in "hair dresser" he said another man was shaving his belly.
    His parents immediately recognized he was going "the gay way" and got him Playboy magazines. It didn't work.
    He's been kissing men in public for 25 years.
    He has asked every man he's even been around for more than 45 seconds explicit "queries" about cock size.
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You guys are so silly.

    Would a gay man attend an awards show in a costume with his butt hanging out?

    Would a gay man dress in drag on a book cover and the Letterman Show?

    Would a gay man book Jonah Falcon just because he has a gigantic penis?


    Think about it. Gay men spend countless hours obsessing over trivial details and insignificant social situations. Does that sound like Howard Stern to you?
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Beth is a birdbrain, so I suppose that creates a king of symmetry in the arrangement.
     
  9. JDDaBadAhz

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    Would a gay man order a "club soda with a splash of cranberry?"
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Would a gay man wear a permed wig?
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Would a gay man need three fans to cool off after kissing Howie Mandel?
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Would a gay man marry Ron Perlman's stunt double?
     
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    Constantly asked hot female guests if they get into cute little outfits for their man. Complained about his wife allison buying an ugly pair of shoes that he didnt find sexy.
     
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    He's a faaaa-aaag!