Was I ...sexually assaulted at the gym?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Ok so I'm getting ready for my final set of squats when a pretty big dude comes up and asks me if I'm done yet - no, last set - and then if I need a spotter. I say sure, expecting him to just step in and lift under my arms if I start failing.

    This dude grabs me and squats in rhythm behind me for every single rep in an incredibly homoerotic fashion.

    "what the fuck is this guy..."

    I manage to finish my set before placing the bar back on the rack and then just sorta whisper "thanks" before I quickly walk away without looking back.

    I guess it's not a sexual assault, but seriously my gym is full of fucking weirdos, just last week some guy came in, climbs up on one of the benches, grabs a hold of the ceiling railing, and begins to violently swing himself up and down.
     
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    fuck off, faggot
     
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    Did you get a hard on Gary?

    TIA
     
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    gary I'm not sure I believe your posts anymore
     
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    Yeah pretty gay. WTF is a ceiling railing?
     
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    No? You know I'm not gay.
    I'm not sure what to call it, but my gym has a section where the ceiling has railing hanging from it? It doesn't *look* like you're suppose to use it for workouts, but I'm not really sure why it's there.
     
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    shitpiles for this faggot
     
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    Did you check the front of his shorts after? Was he spotting?
     
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    No I just quickly glanced at his face when I said thanks before walking away. He seemed like a normal guy when he came up to me, took me totally by surprise.
     
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    he prolly watched you shower....just thought you should know.....
     
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    did you exchange numbers or anything Gary?
     
  20. garypagetwo

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    I don't shower at the gym.
     
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