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Was looking at MF to make a thread about Howards monologue jokes and found something.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Gregsbouch, Jan 2, 2013.

  1. Gregsbouch

    Gregsbouch Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was funny that during the news today Howard kept reading his canned jokes and the punch line for most seem to be "Ronnies Block Party" Which is funny because Shuli is such a weasel he must be writing Ronnies block party jokes for Howard to read.

    Mark did actually record one.


    But before that which was Howard saying more of the same style jokes Mark couldn't even be bothered to write them out. Even he is sick of this monologue shit :c

     
  2. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    There was one story (about somebody being arrested for DUI) that Howard started reading as if it was his own thought, then he stopped in the middle and said "Is this really true?".
     
  3. Old Broad

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    Speaking of old guys with their shirts open, I believe there are lots of pictures around of Howard wearing a blouse unbuttoned way too far down for a man his age. I'd post one but I'm internet retarded.
     
  4. SalsMasterShake

    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Poster Of The Year Gold

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    Kim Kardashians ass is gonna be so big.......(adjusts his glasses...squints...tries to find his place...).....so....big...it's gonna need its own zip-code (studio laughter)
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  6. Gregsbouch

    Gregsbouch Well-Known Member

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    If I wanted to see a pelican with an open shirt I'd go to the zoo, with some shirts, and put the shirts on the pelicans with the buttons undone to the 4th one....Robin?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA CACKLE CACKLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
     
  7. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    Yeah the guy's a real mess for almost 70 [​IMG]
     
  8. MobyDick

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    Howard's the last guy to be busting on old people having their shirt open.
     
  9. Lou Cypher

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    I'd hit it.







    No I wouldn't. I just always wanted to say that. :D
     
  10. joyceface

    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    I would :)
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  11. Benjamen

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    Here's the king of monologues killing with the same material Howard bombed with on recent shows:

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  12. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Shot Dead

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    Ewww! Old man chest with that sunken in spot! :eek:
     
  13. Cookiepus

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    Nice work.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    HAHAHAH!!!!! :rofl:

    that cracked me up. :beer: