Was this inappropriate advice for Lil Shiv

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    hes taking sex ed again. 3 fucking years in a row of this shit. anyways.. we were having dinner and he was saying how this year it is 2 whole weeks. i said "why so long? i can give you the best sex ed advice right now."

    i said, "dont get bitches pregnant. boom! thats all the advice you need, son."

    Mrs Shiv was not pleased
     
  2. nazdrowie

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    kids hear much worse at school
     
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    sage advice
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i said that to my wife.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i did follow it up later with "getting a bitch pregnant will ruin your life."
     
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    Did you say that happened to you?
    :eek:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you tell him about that wart on your shaft?
     
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    no.
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    no but he got the point. he did say "thanks, dad" in a sarcastic tone
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    unless its these bitches

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    As long as he understands how bitches get pregnant, I see nothing wrong with your advice.
     
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    Maybe in Canada, but not here :nono:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Shiv do you have a lazy eye?
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    3yrs?? kid knows more than me....tell him to send me his notes.
     
  16. Shivvy

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    no. they both move
     
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    ya. he had to take it in 5th, 6th, and now 7th grades
     
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    Chapter 1 the pros and cons of Lube
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    He's having more sex than you.
     
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    Schmoopy is having more sex than me