Was under the impression that my neighbors were cooking Corned Beef & Cabbage...

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Turned out their dog got out and took a large dump on my front lawn, & the smell had just been wafting through my Parlor window

    Not sure how how it is you St. Pattys Day partakers do it...



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    I want a picture of the dump on the front lawn. :fil:
     
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    How tiny is your yard that a dump in your front yard stunk up your living room? (No one says parlor anymore).
     
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    Your front lawn is the inside of a Hyundai?
     
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    I'll leave a note for my gardener to do that when comes to take care of my yard this week...
     
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    No.. I have my Asian gardener manicure the foliage in the front yard to look like the interior of a car made by his countrymen ... He's very talented
     
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    That's an Asian worth hanging on to.
     
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    Hate corned beef and cabbage...uhhg
     
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    He's done wonders to get to my Queen Palms back to their lush green color... He's a keeper, and sometimes he lets me pay him in Fish
     
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    i had corned beef and potatoes
     
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    Definitely smells like digested Alpo
     
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    I don't know the size of the front yard, but the dump was near the front planter... My Parlor is called the Parlor because that was the name it was given on the floor plan by the nice people who built the house for me .. My living Room is near the back of the house and is considerably larger than my Parlor.. I don't usually spend much time in The Parlor, but I happened to go in there to get some Chicle from my Gumball machine
     
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    Dad:Who farted?
    Mom:Corned beef and cabbage is ready!