Wash Your Box

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/ship-your-enemies-a-vagina-cleaning-kit/

    Now you can ship your enemies a vaginal cleaning kit


    Thanks to the Internet, it's never been easier to exact revenge on your enemies. From shipping glitter bombs to mailing parcels of poo, the Web has provided those who have been scorned with seemingly endless ways to carry out their retribution.

    But just when you think you've seen it all comes Wash Your Box. The company, which was conceived "while listening to a Lana Del Ray extended remix," specializes in insulting those you despise by sending them a vaginal cleaning kit.

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    For $14.99, the site allows you to send the victim of your choice "the ultimate insult" by letting them know that their intimate area "smells like a dead bear covered in mayonnaise." According to the site's FAQ, the recipient will receive a bottle of moisturizing soap, a loofah, a meme that features Futurama's Zoidberg yelling about the stench, and whatever anonymous message you wish to enclose.

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    But before you slap down 15 bones you might be curious about the soap's chemical makeup or if you can clean other parts of the body with it. Thankfully the author of the site, who seems like a totally well-adjusted individual, has laid out the answers.

    What's in the soap?

    It's a Canadian made moisturizing cream soap. It contains aloe & chamomile which are key for cleaning out a dirty vag.

    Is this for Assholes?

    No, it's for vaginas. Ever been to a yoga class next to that annoying chick who talks about her chakras & how vegan she is but smells like the underside of a raccoon? Well, this is for people like her. Sure some ex-boyfriends will use it but whatever. Most of our clients are women.
    While it's no Birchbox, you can't deny that the cream soap sounds luxurious as hell. If you're feeling frisky send yourself a bottle to lather up with next time you're in the shower.

     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    @clutch
     
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    @Benham is sending one right now
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    To you?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    im not trying to sleep with @BaddFunn
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    He cleans his with a brush.

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  9. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    I think you are more than I am.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Be careful. He'll get your email address and launch a full investigation on you at SB.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol: you idiot. you signed up with so much shit using that email :funny:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Like what?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :backlol:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    That's what I thought
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ok :dontknow:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Just tell me, am I doing ok in my retirement? Do I have enough money to live on and all that?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    retirement :rofl:
     
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    beat me to it :angry:
     
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