Washington D.C. HELP ME.

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  1. Condamn

    Condamn New Member

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    A brief aside: I thought I was negged out of existence, and left, but I came back, and I'm very much alive. Hey, at least you tried.

    Now I gotta get to know everyone. How better than to open my life to this shameless band of miscreants?

    Here it is.

    PROBLEM:

    So I just moved here from NYC and there's nothing. What's here? Where's good? Who's here? Who's good?

    The best thing so far is a fat congressman who got out of a cab because it was a Prius. "A Prius! Who's gonna wanna sit in that thing?" he said.
     
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  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    depends, how tall are ya?
     
  3. Condamn

    Condamn New Member

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    not interested, but you can apply to match.com and maybe find someone open to your interests
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    No, really. It's this club but the door is only so high...
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Good Guys on Wisconsin Ave. is a pretty good titty bar.
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    He posts short. I'd guess he's between 5'6 and 5'7.
     
  7. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you took the time to edit this...it's MUCH clearer now.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There's a tiny Peruvian man who lives there.
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Chocolate city :echick:
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :hhh:
     
  11. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    local here. stay outta SE DC. everything you'll ever need is in NW. NE can be a war zone too, especially down NY Ave.
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    check out a map of DC. it's a super easy city if you ever get lost. the quadrants are all on the road signs. Pay attention to that shit though because you can have the exact same address except ones in NE, one in SE, one in NW etc.

    The letters and numbers all follow a grid pattern starting at the capital and all the state named roads are like spokes from the capital.
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    schmoopy, I have a totally sincere question for you. when was the last time you spent time with a chick in person or got laid?
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    exactly what I was thought the answer would be, laughable.
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    the good ol' days :down:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Become a mod again unless you can't for some reason? :right: