A brief aside: I thought I was negged out of existence, and left, but I came back, and I'm very much alive. Hey, at least you tried. Now I gotta get to know everyone. How better than to open my life to this shameless band of miscreants? Here it is. PROBLEM: So I just moved here from NYC and there's nothing. What's here? Where's good? Who's here? Who's good? The best thing so far is a fat congressman who got out of a cab because it was a Prius. "A Prius! Who's gonna wanna sit in that thing?" he said.