Watch Joe Buck get terrorized by hateful New Yorkers. Then laugh, motherfuckers.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    not funny
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    not clicking
     
  4. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    [video=youtube_share;dHULK1M-P08]http://youtu.be/dHULK1M-P08[/video]Intro:

    Uh yo yo what up it's Brooke Candy
    Mother fucking freaky princess
    Brooke rap style is the queen of Italy
    Amount of candy, the price is right
    Double D's, these are real titties
    Lady T-H-C, Betty Blow
    Hoodrat Drew Barrymore
    I'm repin' fag mob all day
    Mother fucking faggots taking over the industry
    Mother fucking faggots running the world


    Verse 1:
    I'm a super bitch, I fuck it up, I do this shit
    You say that I'm a slut
    It ain't your business who I'm fucking with
    A dude could fuck 3 bitches and they'd say that he's the man
    But I get it in with twins, she's a whore
    That's what they saying
    It's time to take the back "Slut" is now a compliment
    A sexy-ass female who running shit and confident
    Lady who on top of it, a female with a sex drive
    Lyrically don't fuck with me, the greatest in the world
    Live living on my pussy, all my ladies let me hear you
    I'm a CEO, Dream girl, Drug Dealer
    Real just like my titties you can even cop a feel-a
    Finger licking good, treat my pussy like a meal-a
    Talk about my tit size I need to see your dick size
    Show me what you're working with I better win a big prize
    Next time they call you a slut
    Brooke Candy tell you not to give a fuck


    [Hook]
    All the dudes wiggle your dicks for Brooke Candy
    All the hoes jiggle your tits for Brooke Candy
    If you gotta blunt, bitch don't let it pass me
    Looking for the realest bitch? tell the world
    DAS ME
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me
    Looking for the realest bitch? tell the world
    Das me
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me


    Eh I'm coming back in


    [Verse 2]
    I could kill a bitch man, I'm so fucking crazy
    Gotta gun, to your dome, foaming mouth rabies
    Baby that's some real shit, I'm a Mob Boss
    Take a knife to your dick, I'm a cut your fucking loss
    Dont' say a word, put the money in the bag
    I'm a tie you up bitch, yeah I like it when you gag
    Don't try nothing funny, bitch I came for the money
    I'm a rascally rabbit, rap game Bugs Bunny
    Trust no ho bitches out to get ya
    Staring at me so hard you need to take a picture
    It'll last longer you're so fucking late
    It's easy for you talking shit from that far away
    I'm on top of the world I'm on top of the game
    They don't show me respect they best remember the name
    Brooke Candy, the haters love to doubt me
    Candy is my name but there's nothing sweet about me


    [Hook]


    [Bridge]
    Fag Mob killing shit/Brooke candy realest shit
    Tight twat/white hot/feel this shit/feel this shit
    Gotta blunt/roll it up/Liquor store/hold it up
    Uzi in my hand bitch/blow it up/blow it up


    X2


    [Hook]
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Fuck that and fuck you.
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Nah....it's probably stupid
     
  7. Diogenes1

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    [video=youtube_share;xrfvIr7cfbY]http://youtu.be/xrfvIr7cfbY[/video]
     
  8. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    fake
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol....of course it's fake
     
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  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    joe buck is a huge faggot fuck him

    I aint clicking that
     
  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    another Stupid Stoney Moment
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The part where someone threw a pizza on him was funny. :smile: