Watch the giant claw attack Simba the kitten

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 26, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Simba is next...2 more hours and he'll be in his forever home. #simba #mypurpose #iloveyouforever
     
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    "forever home" :facepalm:

    The only reason these cats are not staying at Chimney Manor is because they have claws. Beth only keeps declawed cats, just like she only had a purebred bulldog.
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    " #mypurpose " :rolleyes: :puke:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    once again just over 1500 likes. Sure Yoko DumbO you don't use a like service that gives you about 1500 likes right off the bat. #sofraudelent Yoko CuntO should be so embarrassed about how transparent her dumb fucking ass is. #youpurposeistobefamous
     
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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    There's no way those numbers are real in that amount of time.
     
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    "Hey Beth, what would you say to a role in the new George Clooney movie? The problem is, you have to break those kittens legs, hog tie, and then dump them into the ocean first."

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    Your AV always makes me laugh!
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I hate her
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    What exactly is your purpose? Taking perfectly adoptable kittens home and sucking the joy out of adoptive families being able to name and raise a kitten from a baby so your stupid, fraudulent, talentless, beat up cunt can claim you did something? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU ACTUALLY DO??!? THIS WHOLE THING IS SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!! #YOUPURPOSEFUCKINGSUCKS
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    No way Howards getting Laid.
     
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    The Giant Claw :D

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    I imagine this is what Howard will actually look like within 10 years
     
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    I really hope not. I will lose faith in mankind if those are real people.
     
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    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    I jumped out of my own skin with that video! Poor fucking feline to have to go through such a traumatic thing. What a fucking large hoof