Watch this old man teach us all how to deal with a dangerous venomous Snake

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  1. dawg

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    He is too old to give a single fuck. :jj:
     
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    Pity post
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's a plastic dick!
     
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    Non venomous snake :grad:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That urethra opening was like a garden hose.
     
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    was it truly a venomous snake? maybe pops knew it was harmless yet still kick it in the face. twice
     
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    Yes.
     
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    My sister had this really gay roommate a few years ago in Florida and he came home and there was this huge snake in the garage. He ran in shrieking, "Oh my God it's a COBRAAAAAAAAAAA!"
     
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    I love that guy.
     
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    Have you ever shoved a snake in your vagine?
     
  14. gwartney

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    Every time I see this thread title, I automatically think it's about @Daveindiego
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You didn't like the message I left for you?
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    then pops has given all the fucks in his life than he will ever give. the snake postured, old man said fuck this noise and moved on. i cannot wait to get to the point where i give fewer fucks than that old man.
     
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    dawg and bobtraw gonna fuck
     
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    Hey sexy
     
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    Hello, Hal :nojj:
     
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    wtf