News Watch your ass! Florida frogs jumping out of toilets!

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    Toilet Frogs Have Families Jumping Out Of Their Seats
    September 22, 2016 4:02 PM
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    BRANDON, Florida (CBSMiami) – Bay-area residents are getting quite the bathroom surprise that’s literally got them jumping off their toilet seats.

    Imagine going to use the bathroom, looking down and seeing a frog!

    Marley Mills said this has been a recurring event in her Brandon, Florida home.

    “He’s hopping from side to side and I’m freaking out screaming,” she said. “He will be up under here – like squished up.”

    Mills said it’s happened to everyone in her family, and at first she got a kick out of it.

    “Sat down and noticed there was a frog up under him… scared him to death. I loved it!” she said.

    But then it happened to her about seven times in the past two months.

    Master plumber James Greco said it’s not uncommon in the Bay area – typically twice a month.

    “Almost 99 percent of the time the vermin come through the roof,” he said.

    The plumbing vent pipe is their welcome mat, climbing in to look for food or shelter then getting stuck.

    Greco says there’s an easy fix. Get mesh or chicken wire, still allowing for venting, and secure it on the pipe with a clamp that can be easily removed for access. He said it’s an instant critter blocker.

    “He will be up on the roof this weekend trying to fix it and if that doesn’t work we’re moving,” Mills said.

    The Mills family said if the unwanted surprises continue, they’ll hippity hop out of town.

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    Better that a huge snake
     
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    A huge snake jumps out of the toilet everytime i get up. Lol
     
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    The only thing I usually find in my toilet are brown trout.
     
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    F*ck that. I couldn't live like that.
     
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    A Florida thread isn't complete without...

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    Dude this is a funny story
     
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    I've heard of a frog in your throat but this is ridiculous.
     
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    I had a Cuban tree frog live in my bathtub for like 6 months. They're an invasive species here in Florida so I was inclined to dispatch the little commie frog but he grew on me. I called him Frog Brah. He finally starved to death, I think. Had a quarrel with a lady friend over it which was pretty funny to me. She left and he stayed............for awhile anyways :rip:
     
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    The frog's friends: Dude, you smell like shit!
     
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    Wouldn't the frogs be pixilated
     
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    Happened in my house about a year ago.......I had no clue how that fucker got in there.....Tried flushing him but he was having no part of it....He jumped out and I was chasing him around the bathroom.....Finally managed to grab him and put him outside
     
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