Watching AGT for the first time

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  1. Jayla

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    1. I know, we've discussed it ad nauseam, but Wiggy LOOKS FUCKING BIZARRE. I was ready for him to look ugly, but I was still shocked. The man does not have a face for television...or for daytime...or one that is suitable for being around other humans. He's probably spent 500K to get to THAT too.

    2. Heidi looks even more beautiful than I thought she would on HD.

    3. Nick Cannon, I hate to say it, was funnier than I thought he'd be. It's a goofy talent show kind of funny, but he was entertaining.
     
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    Heidi kisses a pig. Beef must be SOOOOOOO jealous. Wiggy probably got a beating that night. " HOW COME I'M NOT GETTING ATTENTION FOR PIG KISSING??? YOU BETTER FIX THIS YOU WIGGED MOTHERFUCKER!"
     
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    Nick's the most entertaining part of the show. I like a few acts but there's nothing I'd pay to see.

    Last season was a bit better.
     
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    Nick has the shuck and jive down pat.
     
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    Holy!

    "As a judge, you really do that this amazing power. There's a person standing on the stage and you have this buzzer that can shut them up and then I go home and I'm talking to my wife and I'm like where's my X?" Oh SNAP. Turns out Wiggy doesn't think Beef's lack of intellect is hawt after all.
     
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    I know, I don't need to say this, but it bears repeating...

    In HD, close up, Wiggy's hair is obviously fake - I don't just mean it's not his. I mean it looks VERY synthetic, which surprises me. I thought his wig/hair system would be made out of real human hair?
     
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    whoa there mister HD
     
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    Nick doesn't have to "shuck" or "jive". The man is married to Mariah Carey.
     
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    I tried watching AGT once. I lasted 30 minutes. It was pretty bad. If they did it tongue in cheek, like the old Gong Show it might be funny. The way it is done is haaarrible.
     
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    A few good acts is about it. It really is a cheesy show with an audience full of idiot 10 year olds.
     
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    Thanks Howie 4 telling me how hard Nick Cannon works.
     
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    I can't stop laughing every x they show Wiggys smile.I bet that new grill and chin cost plenty.
     
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    How about someone here, at the end of the season, create a 'Best of' video with the highlights... I'd spend 30 seconds of my life on that!...
     
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    He is the epitome of a shucking and jiving houseboy. The modern day Steppin Fetchit. I bet anything Mariah has him wear a uniform around the house.
     
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    I have only watched about 30 minutes in total over the last three season, but one thing I noticed is that Nick is the best part of the show. He is the only one who is in on the fact of the silliness of the show and has no problem goofing on it.

    Howard has his goofing on the show moments, but it is more about him taking over the show and getting on stage and being the center of attention.
     
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    I agree. The show sucks, but Nick is one little bright spot. Wiggy just looks and ACTS ridiculous.
     
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    does it seem like Nick's suits are always too tight, like he works out sooo much and has gotten sooo huge that his suits are stretched out??
    you know he has them tailored like this