Conspiracy Watching JonBenet now? Conspiracy- she grew up to be Katie Perry!

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Anyone watching the special on A&E now? Here's a theory they may not touch on-

    A Crazy Conspiracy Theory Alleges Katy Perry Is Actually JonBenét Ramsey

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    2. In the seven-minute voiceover, the video alleges a vast conspiracy theory that JonBenét was never murdered in 1996 — it was actually an elaborate cover-up so she could eventually become a star.
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    The video, titled “‘JonBenét Ramsey’ is singer ‘Katy Perry’ – Parents give up the game. False Witness Death Liars,” claims that:

    — Katy Perry’s parents are actually Patsy Ramsey and John Ramsey.
    — They faked their daughter’s death by strangulation.
    — The cover-up was done so she could eventually become famous.
    — Katy Perry’s appearance is a clear indication she’s just a grown-up JonBenét Ramsey.
    — If you believe JonBenét actually died, you’re a “false witness of death.”

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    3. The video overlays images of JonBenét and her father onto Katy and her father to further the conspiracy theory.
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    4. YouTube is rife with other videos alleging Katy Perry isn’t actually who she says she is, like this clip titled “JON BENET RAMSAY KATY PERRY VERY CLOSE.”
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    This video claims that:
    — Katy’s eyebrows are a clear indicator she is JonBenét.
    — Other physical indicators are the bridge of the nose, the shape of the jaw, and the nose.
    — The entire entertainment industry is a charade, and you “never know the truth.”

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    5. However, it doesn’t necessarily all add up — Perry is 31, while Ramsey would have turned 26 later this year.
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    6. Nevertheless, people have taken the bizarre theory and RUN with it, offering up even more conspiracy theories:
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    Twitter: @davedittellID: 8090417

    7. Buying INTO the conspiracy theory:
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    Twitter: @JamesHarnessID: 8090422

    8. And of course, offering alternative conspiracy theories:
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    Twitter: @ActuallyEmersonID: 8090419

    9. So…are you convinced?
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    10. The internet…is a bizarre place.
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    11. H/T The Kernel, which took a deep dive into the Perry/Ramsey conspiracy theory last week.
     
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    Donald Trump is really Andy Kaufman, who has pulled off his greatest gag ever as part of a 30-year con.
     
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    I believe my asshole will take you to Hogwarts
     
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    I only touch on obvious hoaxes like Sandy Hoax and the Boston Hoaxathon. :nono:
     
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    So JonBenet grew up and has a world class rack???
     
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    Forgot this was on
     
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    Thanks for the heads up it was on, recording the next showing.

    I think CBS has a miniseries documentary coming out about the murder in a few weeks.
     
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    So its ok to jerk it to Jon Benet now?...
     
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    No
     
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    Holy shit stains... This all makes perfect sense!! :eek:
     
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    Now???
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    I swear, I thought of that the other day.....
    On election night I want Trump to stand at the podium and rip off his giant prosthetic face and wig and Andy will be underneath....

    Whenever I see Trump and then his surrogates on TV talking I feel like it's an Andy Kaufman bit.

    To me, it's the only way ANY of this insanity would ever make sense......
     
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    I'd like to murder Katy Perry's twat...
     
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    There's just one more thing, why would they fake her death so she could become famous. Couldn't she just become famous without faking her death?

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    greatest prank ever pulled was the pirating of howard's copy of super 8..studios banned him from screeners for being such a fast and loose cuck with their goods
     
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    "I prank! No one else!!!"

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    ...so they got to you too, huh?
     
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    It's all starting to make sense now, and I don't mean the conspiracy.