Water question

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    How do you boil it?
     
  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I put it in the tub, I start farting like crazy and it becomes hot from all the bubbles.
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't make the mistake of pouring it down the sink.
     
  4. mike25

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    hot water boils faster than cold water.
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

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    standard oven in pot set to 375 degrees
     
  6. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    use bacon grease
     
  7. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Set a pot of water in front of matthewt as he blows hot air -- that shit'll boil eventually.
     
  8. HeinousMark

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    I get that Microwaveable water....

    You can even keep it frozen til you're ready to cook it.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    Shoot laser beams from my eyes. Duh.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    And this guy got an appreciation thread today? :c
     
  11. Dave

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    Alright... I'm not saying it was me, but a friend of mine did just that. Now how does he get it back? Is it gone forever?
     
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    Pstruct New Member Banned User

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    Distilled water doesn't boil at all. :(
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Sorry, it can't be done. The inventor died and took the recipe with him!
     
  14. Napoleon V2

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    When two hydrogen atoms really love each other, the each donate an electron to an oxygen atom and water is formed.
     
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    You have to put bacon in it first and then put it in a pot and turn the stove on.
     
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    I'd like the recipe to ice cubes, after gil's dilemma is figured out. :hat:
     
  17. mike25

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    pretty sure this is wrong. distilled water can't conduct electricity because it doesn't have electrolytes. all elements or compounds can eventually enter the gaseous state with enough heat to break the intermolecular forces that keep the molecules close together . :grad:
     
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    √ a++
     
  19. mike25

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    water has covalent bonds, not ionic. they share, not donate ....

    no i don't look like JD
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    :hug: