WTF Water slides are dangerous

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  1. Ba Ba Boolio

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    Dallas Man Survives Falling Out Of Water Slide, Over Cliff
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    AUSTIN (CBSDFW.COM) – A Dallas man is recovering after sliding over the edge of a water slide at a private home near Lake Travis in the Austin area Monday.

    David Salmon posted video of his freak accident on Facebook.


    As he hit a curve in the slide he could not stop from going over the slide and a cliff

    “Too dang old to be going down water slides. Fell off this one that is over a rocky cliff,” he wrote along with his video post.

    Salmon says he’s in the hospital with a broken arm, fractured ribs and had lacerations, cuts and bruises on his back, arms and side.

    He says he does not need surgery.

    (©2016 CBS Local Media, a division of CBS Radio Inc. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.)
     
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    :lol:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Man, I always got a bit nervous on the high ones going around tight corners. I was like man, I might fly off this thing and drop to my death. :snicker:
     
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    Can I see it one more time?
     
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    what idiot designed that thing with a 180 degree turn?
     
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    And slower
     
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    That loser. I survived the loop at Action Park!!
     
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    Waaaaahhhhh I fell over the edge of my private water slide that goes from my home into my own lakefront beach
     
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    What are the adults from the Charlie Brown cartoons doing there?
     
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    Point Florida. Texas, your serve.
     
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    That's a private home?? NOICE!
     
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    They're speaking "cow" imo.
     
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    Now that I watched it, it's dumber than I thought. The turns don't have a higher wall like they should. Too bad.
     
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    I guess that's why water parks are designed by professionals and thoroughly tested.

    Cant wait for this to make the Outrageous Acts of Science or Tosh.O for a full analysis.
     
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    AND on a rocky cliff!?!?
     
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    I always liked seeing hot women get out of a waterslide and pick their wedgies ;)

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    The slowed down version sounds like a troop of baboons hooting
     
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