WTF Watersports (poll)

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Have you ever tried watersports

  1. Yes

  2. No

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Have you ever dabbled in watersports?
     
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  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    I once gave a gf a little squirt of piss on a dare. In retrospect I should have drenched her.
     
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    Water Ski, boat surf and wake board...
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    I played water polo a few times in high school.

    Fun game.
     
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    all da bitches love my tasty piss
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    A few times. A couple chick's asked for it, the others didn't.

    :dancin:
     
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    Played Marco Polo
     
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    :gross:

    Good morning, Benny!
     
  9. bennymuso

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    Mornin honey.
     
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    I think we have a wide spectrum on the definition of 'watersports' here....
     
  11. Butters Stotch

    Butters Stotch Well-Known Member VIP

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    when you say "water sports" first thing that comes to mind is this scene

     
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    I paddle board a lot and recently have been learning to kite surf.
     
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    I've also done this a few times, but nowhere near as good as these guys.

     
  14. Tovahund

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    that's a really hard sport. I was a swimmer and would train with the water polo team. Treading water with your elbows above the water for 15 minutes. Wow. I was a girl. It's a great sport.
     
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    I think I peed in my girlfriend's mouth once. At least it felt that way and then she said it tasted kinda funny that time. I was just like :dontknow:
     
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    Peeing on each others' leg in the shower was the extent of it, so I voted no.

    I'd let a broad pee on me, if it turned her on. As for me, I have thought about how hot it would be to cum on a broad's face, then rinse the jizz off w/ my piss, but that is my only piss fantasy.

    Wait, I'd also like to pee in a broad's butthole after banging and blowing a load in it.
     
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    I peed a little on my exwife in the shower once. She didn't know. I was just marking my territory.
     
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    I think pissing on legs counts as watersports.
     
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    LOL

    My brother, I honestly have never come in contact with ANYONE that loves the asshole as much as you!!!!!
     
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