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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    How do I ask my gf to pee on me?
     
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  2. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    You don't....:coffee:
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Piss on her, then say, "you're turn."
     
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  4. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Punch her in the bladder
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    ^^This. You TELL her. Asking makes you sound like a pussy.
     
  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Chain her to the radiator in your basement and verbally humiliating her for a week or so beforehand and im pretty sure she wont complain...
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Watch squirting videos and tell her to try it.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Make her drink a big gulp, start tickling her, then get under her.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Poor a gallon of iced tea down her throat and sit on the toilet.,
     
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  10. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    :rolleye:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Or throw pepper in her face, sneezing will make her pee on you.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ask Howard. He pisses on his fans.
     
  13. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    Make it fun and exciting.

    Build up to it with great expectation and amusement.

    Tease tease tease.

    Taste taste taste.
     
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  14. RONNIE THE CLAW

    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    Maybe just slowly introduce it. Watch her pee while you are just talking, before making out. Ask her about it, tell her it turns you on...you just get really turned on by her anyway but watching her pee is driving you nuts. Feel her out, see how she responds, but be cool and don't push it. ask her if she's up to trying something new, fun for you or at least you wanna just try it...begging and pleading may help. Most ladies are up to the play if they love you, see it as something harmless which it is, especially if you really get off on it. Let her know how unbelievably sexy she is and driving you fucking nutz whenever you think about her doing it!!! She may feel really special if you let her know this is intimacy you have never had before, but want to just try it. Most important, do not make it messy. make sure you create a space that is ok with her and how it's done. Ask her if there's something she wants to try...
     
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  15. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Thanks boss
     
  16. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    Clearly the voice of experience.... :bigthink
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Just use an uncle Eddie line and say the shitter's full!
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Such a funny topic.
    If a guy accidentally pissed on you he'd get a punch in the nose. But people WANT women to piss on them.
    The world is upside down.
     
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  19. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    You've said it all. You're Ronnie The Claw. What's in the news Robin?
     
  20. Howchilla

    Howchilla VIP Extreme Gold

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    You guys watch too much porn. Last thing I want after banging a chick is to worry about wiping up piss from the bed.