Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, Nov 12, 2015.
How do I ask my gf to pee on me?
Piss on her, then say, "you're turn."
Punch her in the bladder
^^This. You TELL her. Asking makes you sound like a pussy.
Chain her to the radiator in your basement and verbally humiliating her for a week or so beforehand and im pretty sure she wont complain...
Watch squirting videos and tell her to try it.
Make her drink a big gulp, start tickling her, then get under her.
Poor a gallon of iced tea down her throat and sit on the toilet.,
Or throw pepper in her face, sneezing will make her pee on you.
Ask Howard. He pisses on his fans.
Make it fun and exciting.
Build up to it with great expectation and amusement.
Tease tease tease.
Taste taste taste.
Maybe just slowly introduce it. Watch her pee while you are just talking, before making out. Ask her about it, tell her it turns you on...you just get really turned on by her anyway but watching her pee is driving you nuts. Feel her out, see how she responds, but be cool and don't push it. ask her if she's up to trying something new, fun for you or at least you wanna just try it...begging and pleading may help. Most ladies are up to the play if they love you, see it as something harmless which it is, especially if you really get off on it. Let her know how unbelievably sexy she is and driving you fucking nutz whenever you think about her doing it!!! She may feel really special if you let her know this is intimacy you have never had before, but want to just try it. Most important, do not make it messy. make sure you create a space that is ok with her and how it's done. Ask her if there's something she wants to try...
Clearly the voice of experience....
Just use an uncle Eddie line and say the shitter's full!
Such a funny topic.
If a guy accidentally pissed on you he'd get a punch in the nose. But people WANT women to piss on them.
The world is upside down.
You've said it all. You're Ronnie The Claw. What's in the news Robin?
You guys watch too much porn. Last thing I want after banging a chick is to worry about wiping up piss from the bed.