Wayne Gretzky Or Howard Stern?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mulletude, Feb 15, 2012.

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Who bought the bigger lemon? Gretzky or Howard?

  1. Howard Stern

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  2. Wayne Gretzky

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  1. Mulletude

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    Who has more buyer's remorse after their marriage, Wayne Gretzky or Howard Stern? The Great One (and I don't mean Howcie) married Janet Jones, model/music video actress. Seemed good except, she was much older than she claimed to be. She allegedly presented herself as 8 years younger than him (fair play, she did look it at the time) although they're actually the same age. She's now in her fifties. What's worse, she not only had/has a helluva gambling Jones, but some months she reportedly wagered over $500,000. A few years ago, she bet $5,000 on the COIN FLIP at the Super Bowl and $75,000 on the game itself. To make matters worse, she got caught up in the Rick Tocchet gambling scandal. Howard's story, we all know. So who got the bigger gyp, Wayne or Howard?
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    All i know is, the great one's daughter Paulina is a major piece of ass!

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    Janet Jones ALWAYS looked old -- much like Chelsea Handler come to think of it. I haven't seen photos of her in 15 or 20 years and I'm not sure I should...
     
  4. Mulletude

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    Good God, you got that right. Holy shit.
     
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    Here is Paulina's mom in September 2010... Ooooffaa!

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    And I was right. Thanks for nothing, puppet. :(
     
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    Hate to say it but i think howard got the better deal.
     
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    Wanna bet? Beffus is "only" 40 now. Want to see what she'll look like in 10 years? Look at the above photo of Janet, and then imagine what her MOM looks like.
     
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    Unlike Chelsea Handler, janet doesnt claim to be only 36 years old to Howard's face. And he doesnt even challenge her about it.
     
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    She's getting that "Pam Anderson Makeover" Plastique Look... but then again Oatsey is past midpoint toward the "Joan Rivers" Enhancement... so I guess it's a wash in that regard.
     
  11. Robert Higgins

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    Unlike Howchie, Gretzky can withstand the damage that his wife's gambling did to his reputation because he is universally revered (does anyone realistically think Howard would ever get the country's highest honor like Gretzky with An "Order of Canada", kind of like a "Sir Paul" thing, I think.)

    No matter what anyone in his camp says Howard will always seen as a shock jock and now is one who has lost his influence and has a trophy wife, etc, etc, etc. Beff doesn't help his case any.
     
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    Hard to predict the bigger loser right now but it'll be a horse race in the end. And of course a photo [shop] finish
     
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    howard by a nose.
     
  14. Little Joey

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    Beth does have millions of ex-Stern fans who hater her, but Janet has a whole country that despises her. The entire city of Edmonton would like to burn her at a stake for forcing the Oilers-Kings trade.
     
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    I played at Gretzsky's... He hit on every girl on my team... He was there filming a McDonald's commercial...I had better tix than him for the DUCKS game he was going to later..The guy is a complete douche.And his wife looked like a dried up lizard...Hand to GOD...FUGLY......... He was hitting on chicks in front of her.. Hockey pigs........ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.




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    True enough, but don't underestimate how much of a deity Gretzky is in Canada.
     
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    Beth will be America's Sweetheart once AGT airs.
     
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    I didn't know that Gretzky is a jerk. I'm going to ask around!
     
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    Is that Janet Jones or Steven Tyler??

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    You're absolutely right. I vividly remember The Great One's wedding with Jones, it was covered as if it was a royal wedding. Those Canucks treat him as if he could walk on water; I guess skating is close second. :)