I really don't care if he is gay or not... but at this point, his heterosexuality is as phony as his hair. ... 1. Relationship with Ralph, admit that Ralph shaved him, including his stomach, which Howard calls "my belly" 2. Asks every guest if they do anal. 3. Asks every guest about their cock, or their partners cock. 4. Hid in his basement while married, avoided the wife. 5. Has a gay daughter, so the gene is there. 6. Get his nails done.. 7. No sport or athletic ability. 8 Obsessed with his hair 9 Has a stylist (a bad one at that) 10. Has a trophy wife, but bangs her with a condom, doesn't like oral, and lets her go out 5 nights a week while he stays home. 11. Obsessed with Chaz Bono, Richard Simmons, etc. ......... Please feel free to add your own..... .When he finally comes out we will all be saying, "of course, how did we miss it.. it was so obvious"