Ways Howard has all but screamed out "Im Gay"

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  1. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    I really don't care if he is gay or not... but at this point, his heterosexuality is as phony as his hair. ...


    1. Relationship with Ralph, admit that Ralph shaved him, including his stomach, which Howard calls "my belly"

    2. Asks every guest if they do anal.

    3. Asks every guest about their cock, or their partners cock.

    4. Hid in his basement while married, avoided the wife.

    5. Has a gay daughter, so the gene is there.

    6. Get his nails done..

    7. No sport or athletic ability.

    8 Obsessed with his hair

    9 Has a stylist (a bad one at that)

    10. Has a trophy wife, but bangs her with a condom, doesn't like oral, and lets her go out 5 nights a week while he stays home.

    11. Obsessed with Chaz Bono, Richard Simmons, etc.
    .........

    Please feel free to add your own..... .When he finally comes out we will all be saying, "of course, how did we miss it.. it was so obvious"
     
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    Dancing with the Stars
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Give him time.
     
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    today he came right out and told Chelsea Handler he's gay.

    Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    "High Pitch Eric, take off your pants and let me slap your bare ass with a fish..."
     
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    12. Watches movies / tv shows only a teenage girl should enjoy.
     
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    I bet we can get to 100..... I forgot about his obsession with Dancing with the stars and American Idol. He would never miss a show but couldnt tell you who was on Monday Night Football. What a man!
     
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    Last week he said he was gassy because he "filled his belly with a bunch of fruit and nuts" the night before.
     
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    Wig told Billy Joel he would blow him :bjmimic:
     
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    Refers to the department store chain Bloomingdale's as Bloomies.
     
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    this
     
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    On yesterday's round of replays, Howard practically begged a football player to literally kiss his ass (the football player didn't want to do it)
     
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    stern is so gay he could give birth...

    sesame seed oil and silk panties and spreeding eagle on his bed to "feel sexy" THAT IS GAY.

    I smell my sac cheese to feel manly ...

    big difference
     
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    When KC first started on the show. Howard couldn't stop talking about how good looking he was, even more than Robin:

    [video=youtube;jDMaFwm-R4E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMaFwm-R4E[/video]
     
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    And that whole gay dance party with Jon Stewart and the Goo-Goo Dolls was engineered solely to get KC into a speedo.

    Fact! :grad:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    ...and I was NOT complaining. :jj:
     
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    The he was in love with that gay ice skater dude. All his interview questions were like a kiddy gay school boy
     
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    Hey Storkfuck, how old were you when you figured out you liked dudes? Just curious.
     
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    :leavecunt:
     
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    It's quotes like this that makes me take a step back with amazement at how empty and shitty the guy's life is.

    A normal person with his financial means should have the world by the balls and enjoying themselves, meanwhile howard sits their starving himself to death watching fag reality shows.