Ways The Stern Show is like The Church of Scientology

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    1) Parishoners (listeners) are not worthy of fundamental information.... Tim? Marci? Robin? Artie? etc....
     
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    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Members who have left are now considered enemies
     
  3. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    The founder is in denial about homosexuality.
     
  4. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    the founder, has not one real friend or person who gives a shit about them on this planet. :secret:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Robin is a theta 34
     
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    HubArkishh Active Member

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    Nobody is at a level high enough to ask Howard real questions..
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nobody takes the scam seriously except those that can make money off of it
     
  8. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Here is a similarity! I wouldn't piss on wigward's or a scientologist's gums if their teeth were on fire.
     
  9. landfill

    landfill Well-Known Member

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    They are all losers?
     
  10. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    the leader is a phony hack in it for the money
     
  11. HubArkishh

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    Both leaders think they're god
     
  12. HubArkishh

    HubArkishh Active Member

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    Bart Simpson is a member... Sam Simon used to draw Bart on napkins to get chicks..
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Both audit their followers and when a break is made, the character assassination begins.
     
  14. landfill

    landfill Well-Known Member

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    wait? leader?
     
  15. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Bob Levy = Leah Remini
     
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    The church of Scientology can't cure Tom Cruise of his gayness.
    Dr. Sarno can't cure Howard's gayness.
     
  17. landfill

    landfill Well-Known Member

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    If we can do it yesterday
     
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    Wheel of Sex
     
  19. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    but he can cure you of the reasons your kids hate you. :dontknow: