Ways you know you're getting older

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  1. eliasbboy

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    More and more I have never heard of the host/music act on Saturday Night Live.

    The definition of "vomiting" changed from a way to make more room to a sign you've had too much.

    I have a new found respect and devotion to naps.

    I finally had to buy a pill case labeled with the days of the week.

    I keep forgetting to fill my pill case.

    Going out to dinner now IS the date, and not just something to do before the date.
     
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    Some actors have forever become known as "that one guy."
     
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    I'll see an old picture of myself I used to hate and be embarrassed of, and now wish I looked like that.
     
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    When you're in the barbershop and have to ask the dude to buzz your ears with the clippers. :jj:
     
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    When you sit on the toilet and your balls dunk in the water.
     
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    The other day I hit the gas pedal instead of the brake and went right into the front of the early bird special buffet.
     
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    The one single moment i KNEW i was old was when the Playboy Centerfolds were younger than i was.

    As a younger boy i would look and think, "Damn she is 22 years old"

    and as an older man i would look and think, "DAMN she is 22 years old"
     
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    Every picture of yourself is an old picture of yourself.
     
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    When you overhear a song on Mtv and say "Oh, I remember when that song came out!" and then your friend's bratty daughter says "Really? I didn't know Mariah Carey was that OLD!"
     
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    Tell your friend's bratty daughter that you know this guy on the internet that said that white people used to sing on MTV, and watch her call you a liar! :ujj:
     
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    u post on dawgsaloon
     
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    :spit:
     
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    When you're seeing trends for THE THIRD TIME.

    Everything repeats every 20 years. Once you've entered the third cycle, you hate the idea of seeing it for the 4th and 5th times.

    And God darnit. Don't you wish you could tell 20 year-olds how NOT to fuck things up?! They won't listen, so why bother?



    When is the next 5-member boy band craze scheduled? It cannot be too far away.
     
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    You plan your day around your poops/potential poops.
    Total disregard for wardrobe.
    Not even 40 and you refer to women as dames.
     
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    Oh forgot one. Passed by a cheerleader practice. First thought. "Buncha kids practicing."
     
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    when you yell at the goddamn kids to get off your lawn.
     
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    When you remember Halloween is approaching and run to the store to stock up on boxes of raisins and bananas.
     
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    When you no longer think getting underwear and socks for Xmas sucks, but is rather quite practical.
     
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    When you watch 20 and 30-somethings rave about how their generation will be the one to fix American politics, because they have it ALLLL figured out! :hhh:
     
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    I still want cash and computer parts. Does that mean I'm still young? :uscratch: