Entertainment We all have that friend who uses a thermometer when grilling meat, right?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    He is usually the one who can't throw a spiral and doesn't know how to "turn off" a caulk gun.

    Always has a hot wife though. What's up with that?
     
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    If you know what you are doing, then yes you have one. Especially when using a smoker. I played basketball, football, and baseball when I was younger. Now I'm too lazy to get off the couch.
     
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    "Those Guys" = DOUCHE CANOE
     
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    Meat thermometers are for faggots.

    Real men cook with fire and that's it.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Hellooooooooooo dad!
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    And wait in line behind their neighbors to use their own gas bbq grill.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Wrong.

    Why are you in this forum? Back down to the minors with you, bar trash.
     
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    Now that's funny Dave!
    But seriously, I cook with fire ... thermomometers are for homomo's.
     
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    Owns a hot plate
     
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    All you need is a piece of metal to poke the meat to tell if it's done.
     
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    What's a hot plate.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Your sports history is super relevant.
     
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    I guess you guys don't do much smoking. I don't mind eating under cooked chicken legs but the appearance of a 145 degree smoked leg quarter is identical to a 175 degree leg quarter.
    Grilling beef and what not yeah, who needs a thermometer
     
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    You're such an Alpha, Dave.
     
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    If you're not using a thermometer when you grill,smoke... you're a complete idiot. I don't care how "awesome" you are.. Your chicken will either be under cooked or over cooked. I use a Thermapen and it's perfect every fucking time. Other than that, yes I have a very hot wife and I DO know how to turn off a caulk gun.
     
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    Legend gonna legend.
     
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    Fag
     
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    I use one.

    Not for steaks, burgers or chicken breasts.

    If you are smoking a large cut like a shoulder or shank or a whole bird. How do I tell when it is perfectly done? I don't want to serve under/overcooked meat.

    Retard thread is retarded.
     
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    The ladies love my meat..
     
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