We all know its not a wig!

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Give it up you fucks
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Who you callin we , white man ?
     
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    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    Get back in the bar faggot
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    ...because people's hair gets thicker and darker as they get older.
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    @Schmoopy
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    With a tint of soy sauce color.
     
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    Grandpa Sol's Army, bitches!

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    Negged for flagrant faggotry.
     
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    It's not a wig, it's a "hair system".
     
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    It's a "system".

    :giggle:
     
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    The "Shirley Temple" or aka "Stylish Jerry Curl" is a common and preferred look for the on the go 60 year old NYC mensch. Another neat feature is that your hair darkens to a powerful jet black as you age with this style.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I will not
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I have the right to be here!
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    As Bubba would say "it's a work".
     
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    Along with a full time 24-7 maintenance attendant.
     
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    Why else would he have Toni the world renowned wig consultant on call and be her only client?

    and I bet she has a wing in the Hamptons and Florida mansion as well as the lower floor of hit NYC condo.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Haters got to hate