Entertainment We almost lost "Tits" Silverman

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    What kinda narcissistic douche goes and posts this on Facebook


    Sarah Silverman is ‘insanely lucky to be alive’ after spending five days in ICU
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    Sarah Silverman had a rare infection in her windpipe and spent five days in the ICU at Cedars- Sinai in Los Angeles.
    (Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)
    Micaela Hood
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, July 6, 2016, 8:24 PM
    Sarah Silverman had a scary brush with death that landed her in the intensive care unit.
    The comedienne posted about the experience Wednesday on Facebook.
    "I am insanely lucky to be alive. Don't even know why I went to the doctor, it was just a sore throat. But I had a freak case of epiglottitis," she began.
    Epiglottitis is a life-threatening illness that occurs when a small cartilage that covers your windpipe swells, blocking the flow of air into the lungs, according to the Mayo Clinic.
    Sarah Silverman says women ‘can’t have it all’
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    Sarah Silverman said she's 'insanely lucky to be alive" after a recent health scare.
    (Richard Shotwell/Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
    In the post, she thanked her doctors and "every technician & orderly" at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles while detailing how she couldn't be put to sleep during the recovery process ("my blood pressure was too low"). Her hands also had to be restrained so she wouldn't pull out her breathing tube.
    "When I woke up 5 days later I didn't remember anything. I thanked everyone at the ICU for my life, went home, and then slowly as the opiates faded away, remembered the trauma of the surgery & spent the first two days home kind of free-falling from the meds / lack of meds and the paralyzing realization that nothing matters. Luckily that was followed by the motivating revelation that nothing matters," she wrote.
    Silverman, 45, was nursed back to health by her boyfriend, Michael Sheen and "amazing Sissies (blood & otherwise) & friendos, who all coordinated so that there wasn't a moment I was alone."
     
  2. Head Censor

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    Glad she survived her life changing ordeal.




    Maybe she won't be such a pedantic, preachy fuck from now on.
     
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    I'm glad she's still going to be able to fuck Matt Damon.

     
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    Why is my instinct that this is an after-the-fact explanation for a drug-related issue?
     
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    Jew privilege... Not good looking enough and definitely not funny enough for the attention she gets.
     
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    That bit sucked anyway. Big borefest.
     
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    I never found her fun or funny.
     
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    I wonder if the Doctor administered breast manipulation as part of the treatment? It would be tempting.
     
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    That was one of the few bits which I liked actually.

     
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    So will she finally be less annoying when she talks?
     
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    :no:

     
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    There is something wrong with her calves and ankles and feet.
     
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    Right you are. An annoying, unfunny person.
     
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    Look at me!!!!!!
     
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    Her story about her first morbid joke to her grandparents about her dead brother Jeffrey when she was a very young child was pretty funny, but definitely not enough material.
     
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    Who were these two
     
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    shes hot, faggots
     
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