We Are All Related

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, Jan 20, 2013.

  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hey, this guy says we are all one big incestual family. :hump:
    He seems to know what he is talking about.

    Christians basically believe the same thing.

    Theories? Thoughts?

    [video=youtube;BhtgINeaJWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BhtgINeaJWg[/video]




    We are all distant relatives of Schmoopy. :worried:
     
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  2. Root

    Root New Member

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    In that case, I want to bang my "sister"

    :gig:

    I fucking love the Quagmire smiley :jj:
     
  3. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wing ,your a hatchet man for the new world order.
     
  4. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Let the skeletons fly! :uconduct:
     
  5. Root

    Root New Member

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    Bring it on :hump:
     
  6. MisterSeven

    MisterSeven New Member Banned User

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    Of course we're all related. More importantly, we are all comprised of stardust, so what?
     
  7. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    So you mean to tell me that Shakespeare, Beethoven, and Buddha have been all up in this? I guess I get around. :hump:
     
  8. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Its your turn to cook and do the laundry.
     
  9. MisterSeven

    MisterSeven New Member Banned User

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    Exactly! You are part of that. For real. Cool, eh?
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I searched my italian last name on facebook once and a bunch of blacks from nigeria had the same last name.

    But it was in an area that italy had colonized, so hopefully it just means somebody in my family owned slaves.

    And don't bother with the True Romance youtube, assholes. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hatchet WOman

    I am taking resumees
     
  12. Root

    Root New Member

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    Online applications?
     
  13. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Yes.
    I just wanted to feel closer to you guys, that's what. :wub:
    You have Shakespeare's humor, Beethoven's feet and Buddha's thumbs.
    Already? :mad:
     
  14. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    So, are you Sicilian? Cause only southerners and Sicilians are dark.
    If so, we are closer related than most here. :woowoo:
     
  15. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    We are all related to the first single celled organism.
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Calabrese. I don't think we're that close, your ass doesn't run in my family. :depressed:
     
  17. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Even more reason to breed :woowoo:
     
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    We are also golden, yet at the same time we are billion year old carbon. I suggest we get ourselves back to the garden :grad:
     
  20. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    :coffee: desperate for foreign cock