We have a closed marriage

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    My wife not only won't let me see other women, she won't let me me see her.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    me me either too
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    suck it, gwarn
     
  4. Just Peachy

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    I won't let myself even see myself.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    As you get older, do you find it's harder to perform oral sex on your wife's anus vs. when you were both much younger?
     
  6. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Great question dude I've been wondering the same
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    She's in the bathroom for 38 minutes. You hear the toilet flushing at least 3 times. She comes out holding her stomach complaining about how spicy that Thai food was.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Analingus has not been a priority for me.
     
  9. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I'd still do it, to me that's my property so the disgusting factor does not apply
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Pierre asking the probing insightful questions tonight.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I wish Lemmy would close your account. Ugh.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm eatin myself up

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  13. Just Peachy

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    I WANT my GOD DAMN POWER!!!!
     
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