We have a new pope!

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    ...that was quick.
     
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    Be the black guy...Be the black guy
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :pray: please please let it be the :ms:
     
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    what's yer serce puppet? im not getting any news alerts yet
     
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    Guinea, Black or Spic?:coffee:
     
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    Yahoo:

    White smoke appeared from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel, and bells from St. Peter's Basilica have pealed, meaning the 115 Roman Catholic cardinals gathered at the Vatican from all over the world have chosen a new pope.

    The church's 266th pontiff will replace Benedict XVI, whose surprise resignation last month prompted the cardinals to initiate a conclave, a Latin phrase meaning "with a key," to pick a new leader for the world's almost 2 billion Catholics.
    Although it's not immediately clear who received the necessary two-thirds vote, several candidates were mentioned as front runners, including what could be the first African pope or the first pope from the U.S. or Canada.
    The new church leader takes over an organization many say is in crisis, from damaging allegations of internal squabbling to the cover-up and abetting of sexual abuse, though the latter issue came to light before Benedict's papacy.
    Some sources say the Catholic Church in the U.S. has paid out as much as $3 billion to settle sexual abuse claims, though others estimate a billion less. At least eight U.S. Catholic dioceses declared bankruptcy protection. Benedict said in a 1998 U.S. visit that he was ashamed of the sex abuse scandal, and assured that the church would not allow pedophiles to become priests.
    The Pope Emeritus also faced criticism for his role in overseeing the church's reaction to the sexual abuse crisis, as well as revelations from the "Vatileaks" incident. The pope's butler was implicated in the leaking of documents that included what Italian media first characterized as evidence of blackmail and disarray among church leaders regarding how to address growing concerns about money laundering.
     
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    I give you Pope Tyrone Shoes the 1st
     
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    black pope :pray:
     
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    beetlepope.

    be funny if they choose gilbert
     
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    Me?
     
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    jewpope
     
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    *FIXED*....................................Do you think he'll spike the pointy hat?
     
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    St. Peter was a Jew Pope.;)
     
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    Pope gets elected on the 5th ballot.

    Craig Biggio just missed making the baseball HOF on his first ballot this year.
     
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    [video=youtube;REV2AjeqEgU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REV2AjeqEgU[/video]
     
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    The term in the hood will go from "Pope" To "Pops"................
     
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    Gary voted for the black guy so they colored Negros don't riot and loot.